Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How can I really summarize myself in an essay? Well take awesome,
wrap it up in hilarious, top it with amazing and you've almost got
I sing in the car with the radio. I am clumsy. I break for animals.
I'm extremely goofy. I'm polite & treat everyone how I would
want to be treated. Don't mistake that for weakness. I'm kind of a
dork. I don't have a very good brain to mouth filter. I love
fiercely and don't know how to give up on anyone. I am very fun. No
dullness here :D I'm a pretty interesting enigma. Care to try and
figure it out?
I could ramble off a bunch generic stuff, but that's not my style.
I'm pretty sure you don't know anyone like me & I love that
about myself. I'm highly sociable & love people, so instead of
trying to figure me out in a paragraph you won't read. Talk to
If you're a jerk(you men who are know this lol) Please don't
bother. I'm over falling for bad guys haha. Honestly the whole
process of dating is taxing enough already. If you just want to try
and sleep with me, not going to happen. So don't waste your time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. I am working on myself & my goals. Being a good
Mommy takes up most of my time. I will get what I want out of my
life for myself & my boys. My happy ending will happen :) I've
realized that life is precious and tomorrow isn't promised to
anyone. So I really try to live each day to the fullest. Try it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being intuitive. It's almost spooky haha. I have excellent people
skills & can get along with everyone. I'm pretty skilled in the
kitchen. Loving, nurturing, and taking care of people. Making
people laugh. Jenga. Movie quotes. Lots of things
The first things people usually notice about me
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How direct I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are wonderful and I can't pick a favorite. I will read
Movies- Forrest Gump, The Notebook, Fear, Steel Magnolias, anything
with Channing Tatum, Baby Boy, Why do fools fall in love, Will
Ferrel is genius, ummm lots lol
Music- Anything but extreme death metal. Makes my head hurt. I love
oldies & karaoke is fun :)
Food- Sushi, Produce, Candy, Cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My boys ♡♥♡Reason I breathe♡♥♡
Eos Lip Balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I literally do not have the ability to turn my brain
off. I think about the future. I wonder why a lot. I also think
about really random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on my mood. I'm always up for adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask me and I'll tell you. I'm an open book, but not on a public
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what geocaching is.
You are honest
You think you can handle me(Yeah I can be a handful lol)
You know what you want
I know everyone goes through things and that nobody is perfect. BUT
if you are 8 kinds of crazy/hung up on that ex that made you the
way you are now(I'm not her, shouldn't be paying for what she
did)/so unstable that I don't know who you are because it's
different everyday or just an extreme a**hole PLEASE keep it
moving. Oh yeah and if you are married(any type of married) Don't
even message me. If you are really getting a divorce, maybe we can
talk when it's finalized.These things seem like common sense,but
yeah. Last but not least no stalkers. I have a German Shepard that
will gladly eat your face. Sorry to seem negative in this last
little bit, but maybe if I set these expectations before I can quit
running into it lol.
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