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justthecouch

28 M Saint Petersburg, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are not my strong suit, so this will mostly be a jumbled mess.
My name is Wesley. I just moved to Missouri from St. Petersburg, Florida. I lived there for forever and a day and It's time to try something new. Now that I'm here, I don't know anybody, and need to remedy that.

-I like wandering around and finding adventures to go on
-I need to see more movies and brush up on my classics
-Horror movies are alright, bad horror movies are awesome
-Sarcasm is a beautiful thing
-My only super power is vast stores of useless information that will never benefit me in any way, and I'm ok with that
-I'm a huge nerd and will gladly join your gaming group
-Trolling is a art
-I don't care about your fixie or that you heard of them first
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally going back to school. Enjoying new people and places. Defending the double space after a period. I don't care what the new style guides say, double spacing for life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making light of almost any situation. Really, everything can, and should be, laughed at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I had a nickel for every time someone I've just met tells me I look like Al Borlan . . . I'd have a really weird way of making money.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just a couple of each, no need for a ridiculously long list

Books - Death by Black Hole, Siddhartha, Choke, Sirens of Titan and the occasional comic book.

Movies - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blazing Saddles, The Professional

Music - Bad Religion, Cake, Mogwai, Dark Dark Dark, Gogol Bordello, Korpiklaani, Wagner, Stephen Lynch, Flogging Molly, Weird Al, it could go on covering almost every genre.

Food - Everything. I'll try anything twice. I lean toward Italian and Tex-Mex when I cook, Pan-Asian if someone else does

TV - Archer, Colbert Report, Arrested Development, No Reservations, Attack of the Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Internet
A bar where everyone knows your name

I guess I'm not good at following directions, because 3 is all I'm listing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Currently, school and trying to adapt to my new surroundings are at the forefront of my mind. Moving to a new town and starting back to school will do that to you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I can't say I have a typical Friday night anymore. It used to be having people over and firing up the grill. Now, I imagine it will be wandering aimlessly around this town figuring out what there is to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This box baffles me. If I were willing to put it on the internet, for all to see, it wouldn't really be private at all now would it?

So, i don't know. How about that I would probably bear the lovechild of Alton Brown.
You should message me if
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You want to show me around town or go on a crazy adventure.

You want to talk about something. If you have anything to say, I'm all ears, always willing to talk about anything or learn something new.

You have a strong opinion/good idea about any of the following: Z-Day, Good Porters, old school Video Games, Urban Exploring, Bad Horror Movies or anything else that sounds like a good time