To begin, I'm happily married, though it's an open relationship and everything is on the up-and-up. However, most people would never guess the "open" part.
Continuing along this theme of contrasts, my accent is a total mashup, and people can never guess where I'm from. In the past year I've been to Burning Man and visited military bases. I like intensity and am drawn to elements of the alternative scene, but often wear a suit to work. The list goes on.
I'm funny, passionate, dedicated, irreverent, and creative. People call me unique, and I think it's mostly used as a compliment.
I'm well traveled and travel a lot for work. My emotional baggage is of the carry-on, as opposed to check-in, variety.