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jvlyn

25 Montreal, Quebec, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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my name is j'vlyn, pronounced JAV-LYN, like the strick you throw.

if being trans*, queer, femme as fuck, poly, or really super gay is a problem for you, we're off to a great start;

i identify as all of those words, _very_ loudly.

seeking other trans*, queer, genderqueer people, or openminded people, and pretty bros who aren't dicks (having one is fine tho).

i'm an introvert and a secret dark villainess with powers you can only begin to imagine.

i'm attracted to all kinds of people and all kinds of genders, i don't have a list of of requirements or types that i need you to fulfill - so be confident and fabulous and show me, in your own way, how lucky i would be to know you. 'cause you better know that's what i'm gonna do.

i'm polyamorous and have a girlfriend (unsubtleknife), but i'm still interested in meeting people for dates (i love dates) and always open to new people in my life.

i'm an INFJ with my sun in sag, moon in libra and ascending virgo - if any of that is vital info for yer life.

if you're one of the endless straight cis dudes who messages me without reading any of this, maybe if you read this you would know why i am NEVER GOING TO RESPOND: i am NOT going to sleep with people who merely see me as some creepy fantasy that has NOTHING to do with what i actually WANT. your vain attempts to offer me sexual pleasure are not actually sexy, desired, or interesting to me. please. bye.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
throwing parties!
making art!
makeup!
femme lifestyle!

making sure every person i can ever interact with knows that being trans* is the ultimate realization of life in the universe.

freaking out whenever someone asks me what i'm doing with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
photoshop? premiere?
dropping things.
taking an absurdly long time to get ready / leave the house (really, really good at this)

smoking weed. (could be related ^^^)

puns.
making my hair big.
giving nick names.

being bossy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
face. hair. tall. midriff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Satanic Verses, 1Q84, The Awakening, The Virgin Suicides, Their Eye Were Watching God, The House of the Spirits, Madame Bovary, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.

Movies: Girl Interrupted, The Virgin Suicides, Requiem for a Dream, Heathers, Bring It On, Pink Flamingossss, The Little Mermaid, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, any chick flick from the late 90s - early 00s.

Music: The Knife, CocoRosie, Fever Ray, whatever i'm browsing on beatport this week, Disco

Food: MEAT, Salad, Sushi, Popsicles.

8-year-strict-vegetarian-recently-turned-carnivore seeks others for activities involving meat in our mouths. srsly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my hair
- kale necklace
- trans*
- summer
- sex
- girls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i'm from the south. i miss warm weather. i spend a lot of time visualizing beaches.
also, kittens.
puppycat.
polyamory.

...kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
naked.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm afraid of horses.
but mostly because i feel sad for them and think we deserve whatever plans they have for our demise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're queer or trans* or some fun type of unusual creature, or
- You believe in poly.
- You want to show me a trick.
- You want to teach me a lesson.
- You want me to teach you a lesson.
- You think I'm pretty.