I wanted to make talking to women more awkward, and simultaneously learn the names of all towns in a 25 mile radius of me, so I joined this site. Success!

I'm not sure what else to say here but a lot of people say that so maybe that's the answer.

I'm a laid back guy, who never takes things too seriously, and can find something funny at a funeral. I enjoy football(Bears, especially when they beat the Eagles), gambling on football (responsibly...I've got nothing else to do with my $) comedy, food, and drinking. Some of my favorite places to visit are OCMD and Las Vegas. Uhh...I'll leave the rest to the questions below....

Sarcasm
Laughing at everything, especially myself
Offending people with no sense of humor
Math
Debating
Getting things off high shelves
Sleeping
Listening
Listing things when prompted by websites
Inventing things like the pre-sliced bagel
Making lists too long for comedic effect
And coming up with stupid things like I invented the pre-sliced bagel

Height, eyes

Movies: 80s comedies(Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, etc), Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Step Brothers, Anything Christopher Nolan (Inception, Dark Knight), Tombstone, Heat, Casino

Music: Pretty much anything besides country, but mostly older stuff like Classic Rock, 80s, Motown, 90s Rap

TV: Seinfeld, King of Queens, The Office, South Park, The Wire, Lost, Game of Thrones, sports

Comedy
Sports
Weekends
Family
Friends
Alcohol

Jokes

Out at a local bar with friends

I laugh at my shortcomings and downplay my accomplishments so probably anything