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SergeantSauce

25 New London, CT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am originally from Connecticut, but I spent a lot of time in Long Island growing up. I recently moved back home after living on Oahu for a little over a year and a half.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working on becoming a high school chemistry teacher at the moment, so more school is needed. I'm enrolled in the teacher certification program at Avery Point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making playlists, catching things before they fall, making jokes that ride the line of inappropriate and hilarious, Super Smash Bros., making smoothies, creating unique meals out of what's left in the fridge, and chemistry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Many notice my beard since it is located on my chin. But it comes and goes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food:
Mexican, Latin, italian, FAT CAT PIZZA in CT (where glory is found), sushi, grandma's cookies/breakfast sandwiches, my aunt's fudge, AVOCADOS (always) and my older sister's apple crisp.

TV:
Game of Thrones. There are no other shows that compare, but Firefly, House Hunters, Daredevil, The Wire, Last Week Tonight, and SOA.

Movies:
Se7en, Wet Hot American Summer, Usual Suspects (Kevin Spacey kills it), Trollhunter, LOTR, Harry Potter, Drive, Die Hard III, Braveheart, Snatch, Sunshine, The Fountain, Inception, Django Unchained, High Fidelity, Dear Suburbia, Fern Gully, Up, Finding Nemo, Senna, and The Adventurers Down Under.

Books:
On The Road, Angels and Demons, All the Pretty Horses, The Road, Plum Island, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Zeitoun, The Hunger Games (you like em too, cmon), and Harry Potter.

Music:
Action Bronson, Joey Bada$$, Elliot Smith, The Black Keys, Broods, The Weeknd, Notorious B.I.G., Danny Brown, The XX, The Beatles, Big K.R.I.T., Deltron/Del the Funky Homosapien, Gorrilaz, Radiohead, Silversun Pickups, The Isley Brothers, Snoop Dogg, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Toro y Moi, Jon Brion, The Beatles, Zapp and Roger, and Kanye West.

I could go on and on with music but currently I'm exploring some deep house tracks. Trying to find new hip hop and older albums that I should have listened too. I've also been finding some more soulful jams that I've been digging too. Funk is so good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
iphone, mostly because google maps saves my ass all the time
music
the ocean
chapstick
smoothies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-travel
-females
-surfing
-what kind of dog I want in my future life (The decision has been made. Boston Terrier.)
-how to make and/or buy a foam pit... I also think about getting epic into a foam pit rather often
-fun stuffs
-food
-smoothies
-what life would be like if I had magical powers
- why I don't have magical powers
-when I become a high school chem teacher will I be allowed to teach in heelys
-where will I end up teaching
-when will Jeff Goldblum make his comeback
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
around
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know how to smile on cue. Most of my smile photos have been moments I didn't know I was being photographed. It's not like i don't know how to smile. It's just that my brain forgets how to when asked to do so. It's weird.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like we would get along well, you bring the funk, you are funky, you get down with your funky self, you have the funk sauce that I need, you make delicious sauces or appreciate a fine sauce, if you can't stop won't stop, if you have a vast knowledge of fine cheeses, if you got that boom boom pow, if you have a good recipe for a nice goulash, or just want to hang out or something like that.