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Waylon_Vonnegut

35 M San Bernardino, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a grad student with very little free time. Not the best situation for dating, but I figured I'd put myself out there, just in case. Honestly, I just feel weird trying to write a bunch of flattering stuff about myself. If you think you might be interested, send a message. If I think I might be interested, I promise to respond.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently earning a master's degree in nurse anesthesia. After graduating, I plan to spend my life working, traveling, and writing/recording/performing music. I like to fancy myself as an amateur astronomer. My friends sometimes get annoyed when I point up in the sky and declare things like, "Check out Jupiter!" I'm also a fan of hiking - one of the best days of my life was reaching the summit on Half Dome in Yosemite National Park.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Songwriting. I'm a decent pool and chess player as well. I can also do a near-perfect Bob Dylan impersonation, but you have to buy me dinner before you can hear it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know.. My beard, perhaps?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Jitterbug Perfume, Ham on Rye, The God Delusion, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Godel Escher Bach, In Search of Schrodinger's Cat, A People's History of the United States, anything by Carl Sagan or Kurt Vonnegut.
Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski, Amadeus, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Silver Linings Playbook, anything by Chaplin.
Shows: Louie, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Game of Thrones, Derek, Comedy Bang Bang, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Between Two Ferns, Twin Peaks, Freaks & Geeks, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show
Music: Old time rock and roll. Classic country. Psychedelic rock from the 60's. Almost all jazz prior to the 80's. Almost anything classical, but only some of the modern, atonal variety. Some specific favorites: Chopin, Led Zeppelin, Kate Bush, The Beatles, Tom Waits, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Elvis, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, The Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Boards of Canada, Bob Marley, David Bowie, My Bloody Valentine, Stravinsky, Beethoven, etc..
Food: Indian and Thai are two favorites. Occasionally, I must have sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitars, records, pool halls, friends, boots, kidneys.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would Wagner think of Miley Cyrus?
What would Don Knotts do if (insert moral dilemma)?
Would Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) recommend Colgate Plus Whitening?
Does Bill Cosby honestly like Jell-O?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Monitoring heart rhythms and oxygenation while titrating powerful hemodynamic drugs. Sometimes I go to a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to sing in the shower.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You believe a guy shouldn't always be expected to message you first.
-You believe in evolution.
-You read. Frequently. No... Twilight doesn't count.
-You are sensitive, but you don't take life too seriously. I want someone confident and caring, but also fun. Not much of anything else weighs in too heavily.