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Waylon_Vonnegut

35 M Fort Worth, TX

My Details

Last Online
May 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty much just a big jerk. Seriously. I need to find someone who's not an emotional wreck that just "gets" me and can have fun being a jerk herself. I'm not saying I'm the kind of jerk who frequently gets sued or thrown in jail - just the kind who likes to tease someone about their freckles while I kick their ass at pool. Don't worry - I know how to tone it down for those tender moments that occasionally come along, like meeting the President or applying for a loan. I also like snakes.

If you've read this far and you're not a sociopath, then you're probably open-minded and have a sense of humor. Congrats. I'm new to Fort Worth and don't know many people yet. In light of this, I'm looking to make new friends as well as possibly date someone. Yes, I'm a bit of a cowboy, but not the stereotypical kind. That probably comes from being born and raised in Austin. I'm very tolerant of different lifestyles, and I'm not religious in any traditional sense. I have an associate's degree in music, and I'm very dedicated to my craft. For my bachelor's degree, I came very close to being a natural science major at UT before going with nursing instead. The job market seemed a lot more flexible and promising. I firmly believe I made the right choice! I spent 3 years before grad school as a critical care RN, and I found it tremendously rewarding. Also, I feel like I deserve some type of merit badge or tax exemption to make up for all the crap I've put up with until I quit. So long, suckers!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently earning a master's degree in nurse anesthesia. After graduating, I plan to spend my life working, traveling, and writing/recording/performing music. I like to fancy myself as an amateur astronomer. My friends sometimes get annoyed when I point up in the sky and declare things like, "Check out Jupiter!" I'm also a fan of hiking - one of the best days of my life was reaching the summit on Half Dome in Yosemite National Park. Most of my spare time at the moment is spent transcribing Charlie Christian's guitar solos. I feel certain that big band swing and bebop music will be making a huge comeback within the next few decades, and I want to be ready for it.
I’m really good at
Songwriting. I'm a decent pool and chess player as well. I can also do a near-perfect Bob Dylan impersonation, but you have to buy me dinner before you can hear it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know.. My beard, perhaps?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jitterbug Perfume, Ham on Rye, The God Delusion, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Godel Escher Bach, In Search of Schrodinger's Cat, A People's History of the United States, anything by Carl Sagan or Kurt Vonnegut.
Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski, Amadeus, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Silver Linings Playbook, anything by Chaplin.
Shows: Louie, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Derek, Comedy Bang Bang, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Between Two Ferns, Twin Peaks, Freaks & Geeks, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show
Music: Old time rock and roll. Classic country. Psychedelic rock from the 60's. Almost all jazz prior to the 80's. Almost anything classical, but only some of the modern, atonal variety. Some specific favorites: Chopin, Led Zeppelin, Kate Bush, The Beatles, Tom Waits, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Elvis, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, The Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Boards of Canada, Bob Marley, David Bowie, My Bloody Valentine, Stravinsky, Beethoven, etc..
Food: Indian and Thai are two favorites. Occasionally, I must have sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Guitars, records, pool halls, friends, boots, kidneys.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would Wagner think of Miley Cyrus?
What would Don Knotts do if (insert moral dilemma)?
Would Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) recommend Colgate Plus Whitening?
Does Bill Cosby honestly like Jell-O?
On a typical Friday night I am
Monitoring heart rhythms and oxygenation while titrating powerful hemodynamic drugs. Sometimes I go to a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to sing in the shower.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You believe a guy shouldn't always be expected to message you first.
-You have balls, but only of the metaphorical variety.
-You believe in evolution.
-You read. Frequently. No... Twilight doesn't count.
-You are sensitive, but you don't take life too seriously. I want someone confident and caring, but also fun. Not much of anything else weighs in too heavily.