Waylon_Vonnegut
37 Austin, TX
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Waylon_Vonnegut
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My self-summary
I'm a CRNA and musician who just finished grad school in California and have returned to Austin, my hometown. Honestly, I feel a bit weird trying to write a bunch of flattering stuff about myself. If you think you might be interested, send a message. If I think I might be interested, I promise to respond.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently earned a master's degree in nurse anesthesia. I plan to spend my life working, traveling, and writing/recording/performing music. I like to fancy myself as an amateur astronomer. My friends sometimes get annoyed when I point up in the sky and announce things like, "Check out Jupiter!" I'm also a huge fan of hiking - one of the best days of my life was reaching the summit of Half Dome in Yosemite National Park.
I’m really good at
Songwriting. I'm a decent pool and chess player as well. I can also do a near-perfect Bob Dylan impersonation, but you may not want to hear it.
The first things people usually notice about me
That fresh, new car smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Jitterbug Perfume, Ham on Rye, The God Delusion, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Godel Escher Bach, In Search of Schrodinger's Cat, A People's History of the United States, anything by Carl Sagan or Kurt Vonnegut.
Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski, Amadeus, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Silver Linings Playbook, anything by Chaplin.
Shows: Louie, Fargo, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Game of Thrones, Derek, Comedy Bang Bang, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Between Two Ferns, Twin Peaks, Freaks & Geeks, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show
Music: Old time rock and roll. Classic country. Psychedelic rock from the 60's. Almost all jazz prior to the 80's. Almost anything classical, but only some of the modern, atonal variety. Some specific favorites: Chopin, Led Zeppelin, Kate Bush, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Tom Waits, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Elvis, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, The Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Boards of Canada, Bob Marley, David Bowie, My Bloody Valentine, Stravinsky, Beethoven, etc..
Food: Indian and Thai are two favorites. Occasionally, I must have sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Guitars, pool halls, friends, boots, kidneys. Most recently, my Fitbit Surge. This thing has changed my life!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does one park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Monitoring heart rhythms and oxygenation while titrating powerful hemodynamic drugs. Sometimes I go to a bar. I'm learning to 2-step.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to sing in the shower.
You should message me if
-You take decent care of your own mind and body
-You have an overall positive attitude
-You believe a guy shouldn't always be expected to message you first.
-You understand and appreciate satire and playful sarcasm.
-You believe in evolution.
-You read. Frequently. No... Twilight doesn't count.
-You are sensitive, but you don't take life too seriously. I want someone confident and caring, but also fun. Not much of anything else weighs in too heavily.
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