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jwhjwh

34 M Holyoke, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to make music, mostly guitar and bass. I have a synthesizer too, but I only know how to make it sound like a spaceship. I've played in some bands, and am always looking for opportunities to play music.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been making a lot of tacos lately. I've been pretty happy about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar, befriending animals, playing guitar to animals I've befriended.

Bejeweled Blitz
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm covered in cat hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like Joseph Conrad a lot. I love H. L. Mencken. I like quotation dictionaries.

Movies: I still say Aliens is a better movie than Citizen Kane: Citizen Kane didn't have any aliens at all, but Aliens had a whole bunch. Therefore, clearly a better movie.

TV: MST3K

Music: I tend to like everything, but I gravitate toward nineties indie rock and shoegazey stuff.

Food: I like food that is spicy!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, guitars, rowing, making art, friends, my dumb phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All sorts of things, but mostly what would happen if you were skydiving and then you accidentally fell into the Grand Canyon. I'm not sure how you get out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Holding my orange cat above my head and telling him he's the Lion King.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was raised 20% by my parents and 80% by Nintendo.
You should message me if
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You are independent and intelligent.