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45 • Smithfield, RI • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 1:32pm
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Catholicism, but not too serious about it
- Graduated from masters program
- Sales / Marketing
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Special Report: Jwpats has been added to the Most Wanted List. This report contains information that you must know about him.
He seems like a normal person and blends into society well. Friends were shocked when they learned he was on the Most Wanted List. One friend said, “He seemed like a really great guy. He’s very nice, intelligent and fun to be around. He was the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back.” Another friend said, “I can’t believe these charges against him! This is the same guy that was a great teacher who got me through a semester of calculus. He had unbelievable patience putting up with me all those times I didn't understand it.”
He poses as a professional during the day doing sales forecasts. This job that he has is just a front for his other activities. His ambitions go so far that he even worked on getting an MBA at night while working days just to build his cover.
This criminal mastermind has been on the run from the law for a long time. Several photos of him running from the authorities have been included in this report. He has been known to tell acquaintances that these photos are really from road races ranging from 5K to half marathon. He will give you a song and a dance about how these races raise money for various charities. Do not believe his lies! Especially the one where he says that he is going to run Boston next year.
He has been spotted at various sporting events in the Providence and Boston areas. He has also been spotted with members of his organization at various hot spots. He will tell you these people are really his friends, but we know the truth.
He has been known to drop out of sight for long periods of time. Rumor has it that he finds an unsuspecting woman to hang out with who keeps him hidden. Do not fall prey to his good looks and charm!
He claims to be what he appears to be and says that these charges against him are false. If you are attractive (he has a weakness for pretty blondes) and you spot this man, set a trap for him. Flush him out of hiding by arranging to meet so we can apprehend him.
Note: All references to criminal activities or organizations are made for entertainment purposes only.
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, V for Vendetta, Star Wars, Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Rounders, Avatar, Grease, Twelve Angry Men, Mary Poppins
TV Show: I'm not a coach potato. When I watch TV it is mostly for sporting events. I do watch Game of Thrones .
Music: Classic Rock - Beatles, the Doors, the Who, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, the Guess Who, AC/DC, the Eagles, Meatloaf, .38 Special, Journey, Pat Benetar, Queen, Styx
Food: Spaghetti or Steak, Chocolate, White Rice, Rolls/Pastry, Tea
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