Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A bit about me told in a slightly different way:
Special Report: Jwpats has been added to the Most Wanted List. This
report contains information that you must know about him.
He seems like a normal person and blends into society well. Friends
were shocked when they learned he was on the Most Wanted List. One
friend said, “He seemed like a really great guy. He’s very nice,
intelligent and fun to be around. He was the type of guy that would
give you the shirt off his back.” Another friend said, “I can’t
believe these charges against him! This is the same guy that was a
great teacher who got me through a semester of calculus. He had
unbelievable patience putting up with me all those times I didn't
He poses as a professional during the day doing sales forecasting.
This job that he has is just a front for his other activities. His
ambitions go so far that he even worked on getting an MBA at night
while working days just to build his cover.
This criminal mastermind has been on the run from the law for a
long time. Several photos of him running from the authorities have
been included in this report. He has been known to tell
acquaintances that these photos are really from road races ranging
from 5K's to marathons. He will give you a song and a dance about
how these races raise money for various charities. Do not believe
He has been spotted at various sporting events in the Providence
and Boston areas. He has also been spotted with members of his
organization at various hot spots. He will tell you these people
are really his friends, but we know the truth.
He has been known to drop out of sight for long periods of time.
Rumor has it that he finds an unsuspecting woman to hang out with
who keeps him hidden. Do not fall prey to his good looks and
He claims to be what he appears to be and says that these charges
against him are false. If you spot this man, set a trap for him.
Flush him out of hiding by arranging to meet so we can apprehend
Note: All references to criminal activities or organizations are
made for entertainment purposes only.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Continuing to improve myself. Spending time with friends and
family. Training for upcoming races and a fall marathon marathons
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One Liners, Math, Card and Board games, Running, Cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look at least 10 years younger than I actually am. It's much
easier to tell people that I'm 32 than hear "Oh my God" and "No
Way!" when I tell people my actual age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Foundation trilogy, Wheel of Time series, The Door into
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, V for Vendetta, Star Wars,
Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Rounders, Avatar, Grease, Twelve
Angry Men, Mary Poppins
TV Show: Game of Thrones, sports. I'm not a coach potato.
Music: Classic Rock - Beatles, the Doors, the Who, Led Zeppelin,
the Rolling Stones, the Guess Who, AC/DC, the Eagles, Meatloaf, .38
Special, Journey, Pat Benetar, Queen, Styx
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Family, Fun, Challenges, Exercise, Sports
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, my next race, sport, the joys of a special relationship
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm OCD about seeing a messed up Rubix's cube and I HAVE to solve
it. Takes me about 5 minutes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can keep up with me physically and mentally. You can appreciate
me for more than my looks. You aren't looking for a hookup, you
want something more. You want to be in a relationship where you are
challenged to learn, to grow, to be a better person and where you
are cherished and appreciated for your beauty - both inside and
outside. Anything can happen if you let it.
Who are you looking for?
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