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jwpats

44 M Smithfield, RI

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A bit about me told in a slightly different way:

Special Report: Jwpats has been added to the Most Wanted List. This report contains information that you must know about him.

He seems like a normal person and blends into society well. Friends were shocked when they learned he was on the Most Wanted List. One friend said, “He seemed like a really great guy. He’s very nice, intelligent and fun to be around. He was the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back.” Another friend said, “I can’t believe these charges against him! This is the same guy that was a great teacher who got me through a semester of calculus. He had unbelievable patience putting up with me all those times I didn't understand it.”

He poses as a professional during the day doing sales forecasts. This job that he has is just a front for his other activities. His ambitions go so far that he even worked on getting an MBA at night while working days just to build his cover.

This criminal mastermind has been on the run from the law for a long time. Several photos of him running from the authorities have been included in this report. He has been known to tell acquaintances that these photos are really from road races ranging from 5K to half marathon. He will give you a song and a dance about how these races raise money for various charities. Do not believe his lies! Especially the one where he says that he is going to run Boston next year.

He has been spotted at various sporting events in the Providence and Boston areas. He has also been spotted with members of his organization at various hot spots. He will tell you these people are really his friends, but we know the truth.

He has been known to drop out of sight for long periods of time. Rumor has it that he finds an unsuspecting woman to hang out with who keeps him hidden. Do not fall prey to his good looks and charm!

He claims to be what he appears to be and says that these charges against him are false. If you are attractive (he has a weakness for pretty blondes) and you spot this man, set a trap for him. Flush him out of hiding by arranging to meet so we can apprehend him.

Note: All references to criminal activities or organizations are made for entertainment purposes only.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Continuing to improve myself. Spending time with friends and family. Training for upcoming races and half marathons - looking to set some PR's (19:45 5K, 1:28:34 half, 3:10:27 full). Preparing for the 2015 Boston Marathon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One Liners, Math, Card and Board games, Running
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look at least 10 years younger than I actually am. It's much easier to tell people that I'm 33 than hear the usual "Oh my God" and "No Way!" when I tell people my actual age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Foundation trilogy, Wheel of Time series, The Door into Summer

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, V for Vendetta, Star Wars, Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Rounders, Avatar, Grease, Twelve Angry Men, Mary Poppins

TV Show: I'm not a sit around the house and watch TV type of person. I catch some HBO series like Game of Thrones and True Blood. When I watch TV it is mostly for sporting events.

Music: Classic Rock - Beatles, the Doors, the Who, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, the Guess Who, AC/DC, the Eagles, Meatloaf, .38 Special, Journey, Pat Benetar, Queen, Styx

Food: Spaghetti or Steak, Chocolate, White Rice, Rolls/Pastry, Tea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Family, Fun, Challenges, Exercise, Sports
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SEX! I'm a man, isn't that what I'm supposed to think about? =P

OK seriously... the economy, sports, science and technology, the weekend, training, upcoming races

Why most women on dating sites have no sense of humor...Laughing isn't a terrible thing!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
happy!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm OCD about seeing a messed up Rubix's cube and I HAVE to solve it. Takes me about 5 minutes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can keep up with me physically and mentally. You can appreciate me for more than my looks. You aren't looking for a hookup, you want something more.

Seems not many can fit the bill. Can you?