Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Before you read a word you should know this. I ALMOST NEVER CONTACT
ANYONE FROM THIS SITE. It's just not worth the energy. If you think
I'm not a horrible person say hi... Carry on.
I'm fascinated with conceptual art and music and drawn to people
with something to teach or a fresh perspective. I know that it's
unpopular to like Jackson Pollock but standing in front of one of
his large paintings when I was 5 did something to me. It was the
first time I think I ever realized that we could create almost
anything we could dream up, and that art could elevate you. I've
been suspicious of "rules" ever since.
Oh wait, I also have a decent job and pay my bills and stuff. I
used to think that was just assumed.
Also, this seems to be important these days.. I'm sexually
dominant. I might want to tie you up and torture you with toys.
Spank you and deny you orgasms or give you so many you'll submit to
my bidding and all that... I like to toy around with your
sexuality... Just sayin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides trying to grow my business I spend my time exploring the
world around me. Whether digging down deep in tha record bins,
checking out new and interesting shops and restaurants or checking
out local bands I always have my eyes open and enjoy new
experiences. Recently I've been scouring junk shops, lumber yards
and hardware stores with my mind on industrial furniture.
I'm starting to think that maybe I should travel more. It's time
for a trip!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Designing, building or repairing almost anything and choosing a
restaraunt... Get it? Because it's always so hard to choose a
restraint?? Dammit! Autocorrect.
Restraints are easy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm born to love volcanos? Nah, I had to ask on this one
because I had no idea, apparently it's my eyes... Because vision is
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My oldest memories with music were listening to Marty Robbins with
my dad while we drove from jobsite to jobsite eating sardines and
mustard on saltine crackers. Since then I've found myself listening
to just about every kind of American and British made music under
the sun. Jazz, blues, rock, metal, punk, indie, alternative, rap,
electronic, garage, singer songwriter, bluegrass....
TV: I'm a big fan of well made comedies. Cheers to Seinfeld, 30
rock, parks and rec, both offices, always sunny and I'm starting to
watch modern family. As far as dramas I grew up on twin peaks and
the x-files, I liked all but the ending of lost, house of cards was
good and of course breaking bad.
Food: I love all of the American staples and Mexican food the most
but I'd hate it if I couldn't find good Thai, Indian and Italian
Fuck it, I could eat street tacos from run down gas stations every
day and be happy, but I'm gonna take you somewhere reeeaal nice!
Cuz I'm all gentlemanly and shit..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter's laugh
18v 1/4" impact driver
Abstract problem solving
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Solutions to problems of every shape and size.
Ways to improve the functionality of everyday items.
New art and furniture projects.
The size of things, and our relative insignificance (but not in a
depressing way, just a sense of awe.)
How to reconcile my virile manliness with my love of buttercups and
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I turned 40 this year so obviously I'm reading the paper with a
pipe and slippers. Duh... Next question!
You should message me if
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You're looking for an honest, fun, funny, hard working, creative,
down to earth, intelligent, kind, loyal guy who will treat you well
whether there's love in the stars for us or not...
What kind of hippy bullshit is that? Love in the stars?? Really,
These things are dumb.
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