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HominidBueno

37 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a pretty straightforward, honest guy. I'm a deep thinker and a bit of a dreamer, but grounded and very practical. I'm very much an introvert, in all of the good, and some of the bad ways :) I can be a bit of a cynic, but that makes me love bright, sunny, ray of sunshine personality traits in others. I'm pretty inquisitive, and so, my question for you is...

Are you interesting? Do you want to talk about current events, science, politics, rock n roll? Do you want to watch movies and snarkily pick them apart? Does used book shopping on a rainy afternoon appeal to you? Or a night out shooting pool? Are you interested in eating right and being healthier even if(like me) you struggle with motivation and temptation? Does coffee and conversation interest you? Or maybe a toke and something funny on tv, and a few laughs. Are you not afraid of comfortable silence? Are you generally kind and respectful to people? How about a long drive on a lovely day with the windows down and the radio up. Do you like cat's and dogs? Pet lemon trees? Sci/fi and classics? Road trips and sunshine and warm balmy late nights. Seeing friends bands at local dives. A lady in public and an insatiable cuddle monster in private :) I like affectionate, friendly, snarky, sarcastic girls with a quick wit, and I think the hottest thing a woman can wear is a good band t-shirt.(has to be a good band damnit!)

If any of this(or even better, all/most of it) sounds great, we should definitely talk a little, or even a lot. I'm pretty normal, a little geeky, a little rock n roll, sane, responsible and employed. Looking for a SWF fairly near my age to be friends with and see where it goes. Ultimately I'm an LTR type of person, but I'm not like a prude about it :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, a plethora of home improvement projects. I'm repainting the basement walls and floors with water sealing paint and making it nice. Bathroom remodel imminent, heh. I've recently started collecting records, so I could use a pal to go hunt through shops and then come home and listen to the fruits of our search!

Planning my next road trip. Last year was Colorado. Next I feel I need to pilgrimage to my rock gods holy land and hit up Seattle and explore Oregon and Washington a little.

Getting settled into my new position. My very first own private office with a door that has my name on it that I can close. Holy shitballs I feel like Prince Joffrey.

Analog Dreams.

"Take the thing that you love and make it your life." I'm not there yet, but I'm trying to move in that direction.

I spend a lot of time shitting on republicans over the internets. It's kind of cathartic, and I figure if I make just one feel bad for making Sauron look like a good guy, I have done a small part for Great Justice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Following thoughts, ideas and plans through to their ultimate logical conclusion. Want to know the fatal flaw in your best laid plans? I'm your man. Need someone to see clearly through the huckster sales pitch and spot the scam? That's me. I'm very good at grasping the big picture, and understanding what's fucking it up.

I have a really good memory. I mean it, I'll remember small details that will amaze, amuse and infuriate you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically: Tall, broad shoulders, I'm wearing shorts even though its 25 degrees outside(I grew up in south Florida, so pants are anathema to me), sometimes longer, sometimes shorter shaggy hair, random band shirt, a bit chubby, could stand to lose a few(and have been, thanks to do my doctor making me, lol) :)

Talking to me: open, literate, sharp, witty, sarcastic, sardonic, funny. My sister in law has described me as "ominous" and I kind of like it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There are few deal breakers for me, but I really love: Nirvana, Soundgarden, Kyuss, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Pixies, and Iron Maiden. Star Trek TNG, Firefly, Friends, Twin Peaks!!, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Portlandia, It's Always Sunny, The X-Files, Californication and LouieCK. Most everything on the BBC. High Fidelity, Singles, Empire Records, The Big Lebowski. Grilled things and Ceasar Salad.

I'm a big reader, with a ravenous habit. I don't really like the new bookless universe, but I've succumbed to owning a kindle after losing my 500+ book collection in a storage wars snafu. Luckily like 90% of my collection is available there. I have to admit that it's a very convenient format to read that is suuuuuper easy on the eyes, especially in the dark.(paperwhite!). Some favorites: HP Lovecraft, Fritz Leiber, Heinlein, Robert Jordan(Wheel of Time), Edgar Allen Poe, Asimov, Hemingway, Douglas Adams.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Had to quit caffeine, which was at least 33% of my list. Under construction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, news, current events. Guitars. Music. Ethics. Pretty girls, science and tech, paleoanthropology, paleoclimatology. The Pacific Northwest and how I long to relocate there.

I spend a lot of time thinking about business ideas and plans, potential inventions and products, solutions to problems we don't know exist. My "survive any possible emergency kit" to take on my big road trip. Burial at sea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Compulsively watching Captain Ron and trying to figure out how to bring my burial-at-sea themed funeral service business idea to fruition.

Reaffirming my sexual orientation, autosexual, I only fuck myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm writing a grunge/ stoner rock song about giraffes.

After many years and much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I've come to realize that maybe for the most part I'm ok with myself, and maybe not as far off from the person I would have chosen to be as a younger me as I thought, though maybe not as pretty or as thin as I would like, lol(and hey, I've lost 75+lbs in the last year, so making great progress)
You should message me if
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You actually have opinions about things.

You should message me if you are the real deal. Independent but emotionally available. Kind and smart but not pretentious. Snarky, quick witted, but not mean.

You want to hang out, chat, talk or whatever. Love to text, love to email, love to get coffee and have some face time :) I'm ultimately looking for an LTR, but I'm not a prude about it... always happy to make new friends.

Thought I would add a few pet peeve phrases:

"It is what it is" - semantically null phrase, and I'm a nonviolent person, but this one makes me want to go on a Reaver-like throat tearing binge.

"Work hard, play hard" - usually used to justify rampant alcoholism in adults who should know better

What I'm sick of/not interested in: alcoholics, addicts, bropeds, catfish, chicks that live like Charlie Kelly(it's always sunny...), spongers. Please pass on by if you've spent your life "sugar dating". Not really interested in religion or OSU fooseball either.