I am an attorney by day with dreams of being an artist or a comedian by night. I also enjoy ice cream and self-discovery. But not at the same time, that could be dangerous.
I guess I have to expand this to 500 word to keep progressing this stupid thing. Other things worth noting: I still have both my appendix and tonsils. I have fought the law and I've won. I am not the droid you are looking for. I used to have pierced ears.
Shit, this is as bad as when I had to write those personal statements when I was applying to law school. Maybe I should cut and paste one of those... *reads through old doc files* Oh. Oh God no. Nevermind. I'm going to pretend these things never existed. Um, I enjoy long walks on the beach. Talking late into the night. Cock fighting. And I pray we'll find intelligent life somewhere in the universe within my lifetime.
And that life is sexy.
Am I at 500 words yet?
I am drunk, savage, and nihilistic. I'm easy going, outside of my job. I really enjoy politics, mostly in the same way crazy people enjoy watching car wrecks. I like to drink, watch movies and sports, play video games and read when I have the time.