I am an attorney by day with dreams of being an artist or a comedian by night. I also enjoy ice cream and self-discovery. But not at the same time, that could be dangerous.
I'm easy going, outside of my job. I really enjoy politics, mostly in the same way crazy people enjoy watching car wrecks. I like to drink, watch movies and sports, play video games and read when I have the time.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an attorney in Tucson, which generally takes up most of my time.
Aside from that, I'm paying a mortgage, feeding a cat, and having adventures with friends around town.
I’m really good at
Snarky witticisms, arguing, presenting myself in front of others so
they think I'm a competent human being.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. No one comes up to me on the street and is like,
"DUDE, check out your _____!" And if they did, I'd probably run
away. I guess my beard?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't believe in reading. But I like Hunter S. Thompson, Neal Stephenson, H.P. Lovecraft, and both ____ R.R.(s). I think you can extract from there...
Tool, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Soundgarden, Radiohead, Alice in Chains, Jay-Z, Outkast, Eminem, CCR, Pink Floyd, Beatles, U2, Mumford and Sons, REM, I can just keep going...
House, Firefly, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Psych, Game of Thrones, Archer, Breaking Bad...
Pulp Fiction, LOTR, Shawshank Redemption, Serenity, Donnie Darko, A.I., Clerks, Chasing Amy, Star Warseses, Ghostbusters, Wall-E, and, of course, the greatest legal movie of all time, My Cousin Vinny.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taking over the world?
On a typical Friday night I am
It's going to be some combination of three options:
A) Playing Video Games/Watching Movies
B) Out with friends
C) Coaching Mock Trial - which I love, but can sometimes be a chore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dreamed (dreamt?) of going on Survivor, back when it was popular.
You should message me if
You want to. Jeez.