NerdyAttrny
33 Tucson, AZ
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My self-summary
I am an attorney by day with dreams of being an artist or a comedian by night. I also enjoy ice cream and self-discovery. But not at the same time, that could be dangerous.

I'm easy going, outside of my job. I really enjoy politics, mostly in the same way crazy people enjoy watching car wrecks. I like to drink, watch movies and sports, play video games and read when I have the time.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an attorney in Tucson, which generally takes up most of my time.

Aside from that, I'm paying a mortgage, feeding a cat, and having adventures with friends around town.
I’m really good at
Snarky witticisms, arguing, presenting myself in front of others so they think I'm a competent human being.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. No one comes up to me on the street and is like, "DUDE, check out your _____!" And if they did, I'd probably run away. I guess my beard?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't believe in reading. But I like Hunter S. Thompson, Neal Stephenson, H.P. Lovecraft, and both ____ R.R.(s). I think you can extract from there...

Music:
Tool, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Soundgarden, Radiohead, Alice in Chains, Jay-Z, Outkast, Eminem, CCR, Pink Floyd, Beatles, U2, Mumford and Sons, REM, I can just keep going...

TV Shows:
House, Firefly, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Psych, Game of Thrones, Archer, Breaking Bad...

Movies:
Pulp Fiction, LOTR, Shawshank Redemption, Serenity, Donnie Darko, A.I., Clerks, Chasing Amy, Star Warseses, Ghostbusters, Wall-E, and, of course, the greatest legal movie of all time, My Cousin Vinny.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
The Constitution
Hot Wings
Netflix
My toothbrush
XBox
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taking over the world?
On a typical Friday night I am
It's going to be some combination of three options:

A) Playing Video Games/Watching Movies

B) Out with friends

C) Coaching Mock Trial - which I love, but can sometimes be a chore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dreamed (dreamt?) of going on Survivor, back when it was popular.
You should message me if
You want to. Jeez.
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