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k0nstantine_

26 F Sydney, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Aug 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This part is meant to start off with a statement about how I'm not like other girls. As it turns out, I am, in fact, exactly like other girls. Another girl like me probably just served you your coffee (or, more likely, cut you off in traffic and gave you the finger).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my law degree in 2011 and am working full-time for a government department. The fact that we have a judicial system that lets somebody like me train as a lawyer has filled me with a deep cynicism and misanthropy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Really good" seems like a strong endorsement. But these are the things I do: Drawing. Writing. Video games. Going to Ikea and pretending I live in the display houses. Simply walking into Mordor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A crazy guy on the bus the other day told me I have a beautiful aura. So, there's that. Otherwise I'd go with my hair. I bought some rollers and thought, hey, I could probably make my hair look pretty big with these rollers. After that, there was no stopping me. The hair kept getting bigger and bigger, and soon it became a kind of private war with myself over just how ludicrously, comically big I could make my hair. Sometimes as I'm leaving the house I just look in the mirror and laugh. Girl, you so crazy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading is a thing I do. Dune, Wheel of Time, Song of Ice and Fire, Name of the Wind. If it has wizards in it, it's a safe bet.

My taste in movies is best described as 'low-brow.' My favourite is Conan the Barbarian (the Arnie version). Actually, anything with Arnie is good. Also, Constantine, Chronicles of Riddick, Equilibrium, Back to the Future. Probably not movies to base your film studies essay on.

I don't watch much TV, but there are a few gems like Battlestar Galactica and True Blood that I can't refuse. I will admit a mild obsession with Vampire Diaries and I'm not ashamed of it.

I'll eat practically anything. Maybe not oysters. They taste like a sippy cup of sour milk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If I'm on a deserted island, then maybe my Kindle. And, well, I guess the charger for my Kindle. And some sort of battery to plug into the Kindle. And solar panels, I guess, so I can charge the battery. You know what, I'm just gonna say a lifeboat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know that scene in Indiana Jones where he's getting the idol and replacing it with a bag of sand? This whole scene was so damned stupid. "Ho hum, here's a solid piece of gold, about 8cm width x 8cm depth x 15cm height, so roughly 960 cubic cm in volume. Of solid gold. Which due to its high atomic weight is 19.3 grams per cubic cm. So this thing weighs roughly 18500 grams or 18.5 kilos. Lets see here...nah, this bag which contains about 5 handfuls of loose, dry sand is way heavier than 18 kilos of solid gold. Better tip some out." Dry sand is, what, about 3 grams per cubic cm? "Now to put this slightly smaller by volume sack of dry sand in the place of a larger piece of solid GOLD, and escape with the prize! GREAT SUCCESS!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It could go one of two ways. I might be out at some chilled
cocktail bar listening to some smooth jazz with my girlfriends and
sipping whiskey on the rocks. Or I might be in my sweatpants, stuffing my face with pizza pockets and learning some new dragon shouts in Skyrim. And, well, I guess there's a third option, which is lying on the floor sobbing and clutching a bottle of wine, but we don't talk about that night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read Twilight. And I don't just mean in the past tense, either. If there's something wrong with the love between a girl and a sparkling, sexually ambiguous vampire then damn it, I don't want to be right.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what, I don't care. But just, think twice about it if you have a shirtless profile pic. Why do you do that? Do you show your abs to random strangers on the street? Well, maybe, but you shouldn't. PUT IT AWAY. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT.

(Of course, if you happen to be Joe Manganiello, then you can message me with whatever goddamn picture you want).