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Last online
Jun 24
6' 0" (1.83m)
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My self-summary
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A loner in solitary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my defence, nobody told me I was supposed to be doing something with it. I thought one just ... lived. A life spent scaling various peaks of achievement just sounds.... And anyway I prefer to stand on the shoulders of giants... look, just relax, have another drink, take a toke, and try not to be late for work tomorrow
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not talking. I can not talk for hours, days even. Also spouting cliches. The new constitutional dispensation, if I do say so myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. What they don't forget is my striking combination of Alopecia and horn rimmed glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've just discovered Andrea Camilleri so all in all its been a good week. Movies not so much any more. But Memories of Underdevelopment (1968, Tomás Gutiérrez Alea, Edmundo Desnoes) is still my favourite. Briefly made me want to learn spanish. (see? I'm also a snob). Any Live music that lies somewhere in the jazz - afrocuban spectrum. Food: any and all of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dunno. I think as with people, you discover the things you could never do without when you don't have them. At which point the whole thing becomes contradictory and self referential like those formulas excel is always spanking me for and you wish you'd never started this torturous pointless train of thought. So I'll mention the things I'm rarely without: a good book, internet access and gin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sadly, I'm very introspective. So I torture myself on a daily basis pondering many things of no relevance. The big questions (why am I here? How am I here? Am I here? What am I to do? How do I do it?) try to move in but there's never a vacancy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiding from people in the most crowded bar I can find.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
You should message me if
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you don't use cliches like life is not race, or if it is the race is not for the swift, but if it isn't it is a journey, and The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on etc etc. Also if you're pretty. And will, no matter what age, get up off the wall, dance, come on.