Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Kyle and I am 33 years old. I'm originally from
Allentown, Pennsylvania (Billy Joel, who has a song about
Allentown, is a liar, it's a total dump, ha). I love spending time
with my family and friends. I also enjoy exercising, hiking, yoga
at acac, music, and reading.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at floatation tank center (you earn some major points if you
even know what that is). It is by far the best job I have ever had
and I feel very fortunate to actually do something I am genuinely
interested in. I used to be a teacher but it just wasn't for me. I
also work a few nights a week at the sushi restaurant Ten downtown.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a good listener and giving solid advice. I can make people
laugh and am able to get along with almost anyone. I can do a mean
Nicolas Cage and DMX impression (separately, not a strange combo of
the two) and a few others, I also have the ability to remember
lyrics to too many songs, many of them I wish I could forget.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my height. I'm only 6'2", but I guess a lot of people are on the
shorter side. People also tell me I have a "familiar" face and
think they have met me before, and sometimes insist that I went to
their college when I did not. Maybe I was really popular in a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like reading books on philosophy, the human mind, and
I like comedies and dramas when it comes to tv and movies. I also
like watching really awful things and making fun of them.
I like most kinds of music except country but my go to genres are
90's hip-hop/r&b, alternative rock, cheesy love/monster
ballads. I sing awfully to many songs in my car and couldn't care
less if you rolled up aside me and caught me in the act (I often
use hand gestures like I am performing to a crowd). Podcasts are
also starting to consume my life.
I tend to eat very healthy, but can put in work on some food when
the mood strikes me. I am a beer and coffee snob, and I am
unapologetic about it. If you drink trashy coffee and/or beer, I
can and will be judging you for it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Peanut Butter and Chocolate combination, the greatest innovation by
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think of ways I can improve and be a better person, seriously. I
think about what this whole "life" thing is about, seriously...I
know nobody has a clue but I love thinking about the possibilities
and talking to other people about their approaches, philosophies,
and beliefs, but at the same time knowing that I know absolutely
nothing and to not take anything too seriously. I am also trying to
spend more time not thinking at all, quieting the mind and
experiencing what is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually working unfortunately (for now). In my free time I like to
go to the gym, do yoga, see live music, go out to eat, drink way
too much coffee and read for hours at Cafe Cubano on the weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I can be shy at times. It's not like I'm a mute or anything
like that (no offense if you are in fact a mute). I know that once
I get comfortable with someone, I can be a pretty funny and
outgoing person, and most likely talk too much. It's a delicate
balance. Feel free to tell me to shut up.
You should message me if
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you have a great sense of humor (gotta be cool with acting stupid
and joking around), an easy going, selfless personality, you are
honest, you don't depend on anyone other than yourself for your own
happiness, and you are open minded to all different types of
people. I'm interested in meeting new people, whether for a
relationship or just friends. I'm looking to surround myself with
good-natured, positive people. Also message me if you find it
disturbing that someone is considered your "enemy" on here if you
don't answer some generic questions the same. I think we can get
along. However, materialistic and judgmental people need not apply,
ain't nobody got time for that.
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