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29 F Denver, CO

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Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
I get through every day by breathing at different rates.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend a lot of my time tricking people into thinking that I’m smarter than I am. I’ve done a pretty good job; I think the glasses help, and maybe the two master’s degrees--but I haven’t won that “dream job” yet, the dream of somehow being financially successful without actually working, so I guess I have to keep trying.

I am a writer. And yes I get paid, though I wouldn’t say I’m rolling in the dough; I would say I barely get enough to make dough, but such is the creative life sometimes. Eventually I will make the big bucks and when I do, perhaps I can buy a loaf of bread from the store, perhaps that store can be Whole Foods, then, then I will know that I am finally successful.

When I’m not writing, I am probably reading, or drinking or drinking while reading. Or sleeping. I really enjoy sleeping.

(I'm attempting the whole polyamory thing, so if you're like super into monogamy we're probably not going to work out too well.)
I’m really good at
Beating you at every game.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Writing by: Junot Diaz, Sandra Cisneros, Gloria Anzaldua, Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, Annie Dillard, Jonathan Franzen, David Foster Wallace, bell hooks, Donna Haraway.

Movies: Ghost World, Secretary, Empire Records.

TV: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Skins, Freaks and Geeks, Jeopardy.

Music: Fiona Apple, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Weeknd, Robyn, Bob Segar, Bowie, Missy Elliott, EMA, MIA, Bikini Kill, Peaches.
The six things I could never do without
1. Some way to write (pen/paper, computer etc.)
2. Music
3. Tasty beer
4. Good books
5. Socks (I have super cold feet)
6. Toilet Paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Words. What they mean, how to put them in a comprehensive order, how to get beyond the symbol of the word itself to the deeper meaning behind it, how there are so many I do not know, why some people can use them better than others, why many people just skip reading words altogether and look at pictures instead.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking good beer, telling bad jokes, winning and losing at life and/or Ms. Pacman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to Mariah Carey's greatest hits cd in my car on a regular basis (yes I belt it out and yes I said cd).
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You hate bananas.

Or you dig deep stimulating philosophical conversation and want to pretend to be smart with me.

Or you actually are smart, that works too.

Also, this spring/summer I'm looking to get into something, like develop a new hobby, perhaps hiking. I wouldn't mind having a hiking friend, so if you're into that maybe we could walk along some dirt paths together.