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59 M Brandon, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:05pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
How do you sum up years of life, in a few short paragraphs ?

I guess I could write a super flattering profile, paint an overly rosy picture of myself, and tell you how smart, funny, and awesome I think I am. But then, it really doesn't matter how smart, funny, and awesome I think I am, what matters is what YOU think of me, and what I think of you!

Sure, I can be positive, happy, and outgoing, but not when I am with a girl who is as negative as a battery terminal, and needs to be on a Prozac Drip.

I see Internet Dating like shopping for a pair of Jeans. I see a pair of Jeans I like in a store. Wow, they are on sale too! I grab them, with high hopes, and head for the dressing room, to try them on. OMG, they actually "sort of" fit! I turn around, how do they make my Butt look, my legs ? I squat down, to stretch them a little, but uh oh , I can't breathe! I realize these Jeans are so tight, I could fart, and blow my shoes off. Undaunted, I return them to the shelf, and keep shopping. They looked really good, on the 20 year old Mannequin Guy in the store. But they were not right for me. I had to try them on, to find out.

I think Internet Dating is like that. We look at each others pictures, and say "He or She looks cute", so we message each other, then meet for Coffee or Lunch, for the "interview". In effect, this is little different from shopping for clothes. Just as we want clothes to comfortably fit, we want our prospective partners to "Fit" our ideals of a future partner.

How many times have you seen the "perfect profile", only to meet the Guy, and find out he was nothing like he said he was in his profile, or a real jerk ? Heck, on the Internet, you can pick and choose from pre written online dating profiles, some written by Psychologists!

So, I am not going to spend any more of my time describing myself. Message me, if you want to find out.

Please be emotionally available, and seek the same goals I do.
I’m really good at
Making friends with Dogs and Cats
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Atlas Shrugged,The Selfish Prince, Brave New World,The 4 Agreements, Men Who Love Too Much, Toxic Parents, The Bhagavad Gita, Kama Sutra, I'm Ok,You're Ok,The Road Less Traveled,

Movies - Charley, Awakenings, Horse Whisperer, Bridges Of Madison County, Underworld, Twilight, Love Story, Brian's Song, Titanic, Ghost, Sleepless In Seattle, Flashdance, Star Wars Trilogy, Avatar,

TV Shows - Ancient Aliens, Ice Road Truckers, Star Trek, Educational Documentaries, Deadliest Catch, Soprano's,

Music - Motown, Classic Rock, 80's New Wave,Dance, Disco, Country, Metal, Classical, New Age,Jazz,Techno,Trance, Eclectic, Emo, Celtic, Indie, NON Violent Rap, Reggae, Polka,

Food - If it tastes good, I like it :)
The six things I could never do without
My Computer
Morning Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much the World has changed for the worse, since I was younger.
On a typical Friday night I am
What is a "typical" Friday night ?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to get to know you first before admitting really private things but, my Grandson was "banned" from 2 Day Care's, because he used to Bite other Kids!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 45–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you are not a player or serial dater, and seriously seeking a possible relationship.