Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


29 Moscow, Russia Woman


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 30
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-I like lists.
-I'm American. In Glasgow now for university.
-Reading is my favorite. Right now I'm reading The Golden Bowl by Henry James.
-I'm pretty low maintenance. When I get ready with other girls I am always the first one done by a good half an hour.
-I was weirdly obsessed with the Where's Waldo books when I was little. I can still find him on every page.
-I have been told that I am brutally honest. It's true. I don't lie much.
-There is no situation that doesn't call for a Simpsons quote.
-I don't think I've ever used an emoticon.
-The one thing I miss about having a car is driving down the highway with the windows open because I didn't have air conditioning and singing along to the radio because I didn't have a CD player.
-I'm awful at sports but I am awesome at board games. Seriously, you want to be on my team for Cranium because we will win.
-I love to bake and I appreciate someone who likes to try out the things I bake.
-I like guys in ties, but I also have a thing for guys who look like lumberjacks (big, bearded and clad in flannel).
-I appreciate good spelling, proper punctuation, and some sense of grammar.
-Fictional characters I have been in love with, in roughly chronological order: Waldo, Robin Hood, Westley/the Man in Black, Fox Mulder, any Cary Grant character, John McClane, the Tenth Doctor, Mal Reynolds, and all the men of Parks and Rec.
-Fictional characters I have never been in love with: Mr. Darcy, Mr. Rochester, Romeo, any vampire, and Heathcliff, because that guy is a dick.
-A sense of humor is key and being a bit of a nerd wouldn't hurt either.
-That is all I have for now...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting a masters in Russian, Eastern and Central European studies.
Wondering if the current situation means my degree just got a whole lot more relevant.
Still not knowing what I want to do when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Word searches.
Knowing the lyrics to songs.
Giving handshakes.
Remembering things.
Deciphering bad handwriting.
Getting lost going somewhere I've already been a dozen times.
Being awkward at icebreaker games.
Unintentionally ruining pictures by not knowing how to fake smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Homeless men asking for money tell me I have a nice smile, but I question their motives.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Anything else by Douglas Adams. 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die. Where's Waldo? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The Simpsons. Any Die Hard movie. Community. It's A Wonderful Life. Arrested Development. Friday Night Lights. The Princess Bride. The X-Files. Cowboy Mouth. Singin' in the Rain. The Westing Game. Barenaked Ladies. Call the Midwife. Love Actually. Breaking Bad. They Might Be Giants. Kids in the Hall. Empire Records. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. Bob's Burgers. Elvis. Calvin and Hobbes. The Beatles. A Christmas Story. Firefly. Archer. Doctor Who. Sinatra. Twin Peaks. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Parks and Recreation. His Girl Friday. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. Dinosaur Comics. Ready Player One. Savage Love. How I Met Your Mother. The Magnetic Fields. Dill pickles. Fancy cheeses. Unfancy cheeses. Steak. All the bacon and eggs you have. S'mores. Chocolate fudge. Chocolate anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't think of anything, so here are some American foods I'm sad to be living without:
-Graham crackers (for s'mores)
-Claussen dill pickles
-Streaky bacon on pizza
-Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies
-Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar
-Faygo Rock 'n Rye
-Mini chocolate chips (for baking)
-Skinny crispy fries

I don't even eat most of these often. I just want them because I can't have them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm supposed to do with this degree once I get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
An empty essay, apparently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If it was socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.
I know all the words to Copacabana.
It took me a month to get used to looking the right way when crossing the street here, and I still always think I'm going to get hit by a car.
I genuinely and unironically enjoy the movie Look Who's Talking.
I have seen every episode of the X-Files. Multiple times.
I will watch any movie with Jason Statham in it.
I just ate cake for dinner. No regrets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a dog I can hang out with.
Your favorite Disney movie is Aladdin. Beauty and the Beast is also acceptable.
You want to nerd out about the X-Files.
You don't think feminist is a bad word.
You know the lyrics to the Itchy and Scratchy theme song.
You just can't sit still when Jump Around comes on.
You want to empty the bin in the kitchen for me.
You have a favorite Kid in the Hall.
You want to explain British pop culture to me whenever I have a question.