You know how it is.
Now it's a couple years later and I finally got around to saving my messages off here (don't look at me like that--those were some good conversations! Am I the only one that likes to look back fondly on the past in all its embarrassing, typo'd glory?) so that I can delete it.
What a load off!
...except maybe I'll just wait to delete it until... later.
Yeah, so I'm totally not coming back, Internet. Don't mistake my recent visit date for having hooked me again!
I'm not interested in a relationship right now! And even if I was, I would want to make that decision after getting to know the girl as a friend sufficiently enough to make the right decision!
Don't get any ideas, Internet!
THIS IS A NON-PROFILE!