And that goes for colossal squid as well.
I mean, if they were... you know... menacing me somehow, not if they were just flopping around or laying in big ass tank or something (or driving a big ass tank--because that would make them much harder to punch in the face).
Okay, to be honest I would probably cower or run away while my brain screamed, but I still think talking about punching giant squids in the face is the second best way of starting a profile. The first best way would be if I had someone draw an awesome picture of me punching a giant squid in the face and I put it here. Then it would just be like BAM, profile done!
Since our Internet Overlords currently do not allow such things here, I suppose I will have to actually describe myself. Quite a depressing task, but very well, I shall see it through.
I'd say I'm a lot better rounded than your average "computer guy". Classical literature? Hell yeah, I love that shit. People? I love talking about people. People-watching is great too! I can't say I'm into crowds or high-energy events (unless we are talking about high energy physics, which I got a brain-boner just mentioning), but spending time with a partner-in-crime is perfect.
I'm also creative as all get out. And I don't mean the productive kind of creative.
I'm kind of a "girly man" (you have to pronounce it with a Schwarzenegger accent) and tend to overthink things, but I'm working on that. Thankfully the flip-side of this is that I'm more empathetic than most guys and like to help people with their problems or at least listen to them.
The last important thing to know about me (that I can currently think of) is that I have a rather dry sense of humour. Some people get it. Others think I'm bizarre and possibly mentally challenged. You've been warned.