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kafkahateszeppo

30 / M / straight / Single

North Wales, Pennsylvania

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Ok, I'm pretty much done with this site. I'm only looking for (local) friendship. I'm keeping these names up because I worked hard to create the tests. When my Sesame Street Test gets its 200,000th taker I'm throwing a big party, so y'all are invited. I'm probably not going to respond to your e-mails here, so go to my "main" profile at zeppoloveskafa for my contact info if it's important. I'll leave the rest of my profile up for future generations to analyze.

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I'm addicted to making tests on this site. But you probably knew that.

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Hey ladies, I'm taken, but if your goal is to meet a real asshole, try this guy "relyks480". He's obnoxious, homophobic, disgusting, and he apparently doesn't know U.S. geography. This recommendation is based of the "lovely" random e-mail he sent me complaining about his results on a test.