29 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
My name is Kai.
29 years old.
Youngest of two.

Caustic homosexual with a heart of gold. Prone to Ugly Betty moments. Ask me about the freshest, most comforting pasta, singing Broadway musicals as loud as possible and an intense adoration of really ugly pugs.

Looking for someone to obsess over TV shows with, swap sarcastic barbs with, maybe to leave the house for the occasional fancy arty function.

This puts me in a happy mood: http://youtu.be/_fgbTvfCgSk
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working at a technology based retail store (fortunately dealing with the lovely people who work there, not the occasionally not so lovely customers), oftentimes writer and creative-type, full-timer daydreamer.
I’m really good at
borderline inappropriate sarcasm and thinking about thinking too much. I'm pretty good at my job too, I suppose.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lacerating tongue (metaphorical, not innuendo).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Because I have so many, I'll do a top few.

Shows: Community, The Outs, Please Like Me, Enlightened, Newsroom, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Reboot, Happy Endings, Avatar: The Last Airbender & Legend of Korra, The Big C, Orphan Black, You're the Worst, Parks and Recreation

Books: Thomas' Snowsuit, The Giving Tree, Maniac Magee, Call Me By Your Name, Giovanni's Room, Fall On Your Knees, A visit from the goon squad, How to be

Movies: V for Vendetta, Empire Records, Frances Ha, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before Midnight, Mulan, X-Men 1&2, Kill Bill 1&2, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Amelie, The Hours, Dead Poets Society, Scream, The Sandlot, Serenity, Much Ado About Nothing, Mean Girls, Clueless, Micmac, Can't Hardly Wait, Hocus Pocus, Royal Tenenbaums.

Music: A lot of everything…. Neko Case, National, Brandi Carlile, St. Lucia, Bahamas, Lykke Li, Solange, Passion Pit, Kylie, Arcade Fire, M83, Mumford & Sons, Patty Griffin, Beyonce, and the list goes on.

Food: Cream cheese on toast with strawberry jam, Salmon, Nutella, Avocado, Wine Gums, Green salads with thick syrupy vinegar reductions, Tea, Vanilla ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Music. My sense of humour. Diet Coke. Pair of running shoes. Hair tie. Reaaalllly good pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of unimportant stuff, balanced by bits of really important stuff, with a sprinkle of whimsy.
On a typical Friday night I am
With a friend or two.
You should message me if
the first thing you say to me is what honestly went through your mind while reading this profile. I shall brace myself.