Oh wow! Oh thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you!
Alright that's enough
Thank you, thank you. Yes, my name is Alexis. Funny story, my parents meant to name me after Alexander the Great. Well, my father did. My mother wanted a luxury sedan. He didn't get back in time before she signed the birth certificate. Afterwards she went and told everyone they had "A Lexus." True Story.
A little about me:
I'm a guy.
I have brown hair.
I have brown eyes.
I look better with facial hair.
I'm average height.
I have a 6 year old son who is my world.
I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.
Tobey Maguire was good as Spider-Man in the first movie. After that...he was just...awkward.
I like avocados.
I really like candy.
Emma Stone is a Goddess.
Jennifer Lawrence is the Queen of the Goddesses.
I STILL don't get Twitter.
I love Phó.
I think that should tide you over.
All joking aside, I still don't know why I'm on this thing. It seems the harder I try, the less results I get. Let me just say this...if you're on a dating site...expect to...I don't know...GO ON A DATE. Just saying. I don't think some of you get that. If you have absolutely NO intention of meeting me or going on a date...Stop reading and move on!
To all the ladies that I like here, who take one look at how I look and then pass over me...you're really missing out. I know I'm not the ideal body type, not the tallest guy, and may even be a little too nerdy for you at first glance. But I'm the guy that will try THAT much harder to make you happy. I'm the guy that would go out of my way to make you smile and laugh. I'm the guy that would be a great match and you would wonder how you ever got through life without me before. I KNOW these things because most other guys take their girls for granted. Most other guys just go from woman to woman with no interest in how they hurt them. Not me. It's time ONE of you realized that I would be a really good guy for you. Stop making me wait and send me a message. You DEFINITELY won't regret it.