Oh wow! Oh thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you!
Alright that's enough
Thank you, thank you. Yes, my name is Alexis. Funny story, my parents meant to name me after Alexander the Great. Well, my father did. My mother wanted a luxury sedan. He didn't get back in time before she signed the birth certificate. Afterwards she went and told everyone they had "A Lexus." True Story.
A little about me:
I'm a guy.
I have brown hair.
I have brown eyes.
I look better with facial hair.
I'm average height.
I have a 5 year old son who is my world.
I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.
Tobey Maguire was good as Spider-Man in the first movie. After that...he was just...awkward.
I like avocados.
I really like candy.
Emma Stone is a Goddess.
Jennifer Lawrence is the Queen of the Goddesses.
I STILL don't get Twitter.
I love Phó.
I think that should tide you over.
All joking aside, I still don't know why I'm on this thing. It seems the harder I try, the less results I get. Let me just say this...if you're on a dating site...expect to...I don't know...GO ON A DATE. Just saying. I don't think some of you get that. If you have absolutely NO intention of meeting me or going on a date...Stop reading and move on!