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31 M Lawrenceville, GA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:24pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ladies and gentlemen...Alex!!!


Oh wow! Oh thank you so much!


Thank you, thank you!


Alright that's enough

(Cuts off)

Thank you, thank you. Yes, my name is Alexis. Funny story, my parents meant to name me after Alexander the Great. Well, my father did. My mother wanted a luxury sedan. He didn't get back in time before she signed the birth certificate. Afterwards she went and told everyone they had "A Lexus." True Story.

(Crickets chirping)

Heh...tough crowd...

A little about me:
I'm a guy.
I have brown hair.
I have brown eyes.
I look better with facial hair.
I'm average height.
I have a 5 year old son who is my world.
I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.
Tobey Maguire was good as Spider-Man in the first movie. After that...he was just...awkward.
I like avocados.
And candy.
I really like candy.
Emma Stone is a Goddess.
Jennifer Lawrence is the Queen of the Goddesses.
I STILL don't get Twitter.
I love Phó.

I think that should tide you over.

All joking aside, I still don't know why I'm on this thing. It seems the harder I try, the less results I get. Let me just say this...if you're on a dating site...expect to...I don't know...GO ON A DATE. Just saying. I don't think some of you get that. If you have absolutely NO intention of meeting me or going on a date...Stop reading and move on!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There's a lot of good things going on. I would just like someone to share in those things. Need some incentive? I'm pretty open-minded. I'll give anything a try at least once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of different things!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud. And not ashamed of it. I like to have fun. Life is short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I don't read as much literature as I'd like to and I'm not going to pretend I do. But what I HAVE read before includes Michael Crichton, Christopher Moore, and a few others. I would like to get into the Song of Fire and Ice books. I am also a deep lover of Marvel and DC...if that counts as literature, which to me, it does.

Movies - I'm just going to say this...A LOT. But I will list a few just to curb your interest one way or the other. The Crow. Eternal Sunshine. Mean Girls. Frozen (I like Disney. And proud). Saving Mr. Banks. The original Godzilla (Japanese. Horror. NOT a clichéd monster movie but an allegory for our own destruction. Powerful stuff). Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). The Breakfast Club. Schindler's list. King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. And TONS more.

Notice how I didn't list Marvel movies. I DO love them. But I'm more than just a comic book geek.

Shows - Also...A LOT. But again, here's a few. Game of Thrones. Big Bang Theory. Brooklyn nine-nine. The Goldbergs. Bob's Burgers. Invader Zim. Death Note. Attack on Titan. Freaks and Geeks.

How I Met Your Mother is now off the list. For reasons.

Music - I'll listen to anything mostly, but if I have a preference, I Monster, Deadmau5, The Birthday Massacre, Delain, Nightwish, Two Door Cinema Club, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, H.I.M. and Evanescence among others. Instrumental epic-style music is also a favorite.

Food - I like mostly anything really. I'm trying to eat healthier though. If that counts for anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You need more than six things to live in this world. I don't like this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Nintendo convinced me to get a Wii U. Two words...Mario Maker.

That Godzilla movie that just came out...perfection.

why being an incredibly nice guy is actually the worst thing possible. Here's why. Media. So what if I have a little extra around the sides. I'm working to get rid of it. But I guess no one wants a guy who will treat you like a queen and also looks like Kevin Smith. Seriously I get that alot.

I actually don't like thinking because thinking leads to questions. Questions lead to not always getting an answer. Not always getting an answer leads to suffering.

Well it DOES!!!

*Kudos if you get the hidden reference.*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly at home, possibly at the movies, or possibly hanging out with my kid. If neither of those things, hopefully on a date...or something equally fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I now have two friends who deemed it absolutely necessary to purchase me sex toys. Go figure.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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UPDATE: I don't think I'll be messaging people first anymore. I seem to get fake profiles, advertisers, or people who just like to f*** around with others who have actual intentions of meeting people on this site. So if you're interested, don't wait for me to message you. Drop me a line.

You actually mean to meet me. Not right away of course, but I mean come's a dating site. Don't write me if you have no intention of meeting me. Don't waste my time or yours. Please.

Aside from that, if you like hopeless romantic the unlikely heroes in movies who end up getting the girl... or Ted Moseby...give me a shot. I promise, it'll be the best decision you've ever made...on OKCupid.