Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ladies and gentlemen...Alex!!!
Oh wow! Oh thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you!
Alright that's enough
Thank you, thank you. Yes, my name is Alexis. Funny story, my
parents meant to name me after Alexander the Great. Well, my father
did. My mother wanted a luxury sedan. He didn't get back in time
before she signed the birth certificate. Afterwards she went and
told everyone they had "A Lexus." True Story.
A little about me:
I'm a guy.
I have brown hair.
I have brown eyes.
I look better with facial hair.
I'm average height.
I have a 6 year old son who is my world.
I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.
Tobey Maguire was good as Spider-Man in the first movie. After
that...he was just...awkward.
I like avocados.
I really like candy.
Emma Stone is a Goddess.
Jennifer Lawrence is the Queen of the Goddesses.
I STILL don't get Twitter.
I love Phó.
I think that should tide you over.
All joking aside, I still don't know why I'm on this thing. It
seems the harder I try, the less results I get. Let me just say
this...if you're on a dating site...expect to...I don't know...GO
ON A DATE. Just saying. I don't think some of you get that. If you
have absolutely NO intention of meeting me or going on a
date...Stop reading and move on!
To all the ladies that I like here, who take one look at how I look
and then pass over me...you're really missing out. I know I'm not
the ideal body type, not the tallest guy, and may even be a little
too nerdy for you at first glance. But I'm the guy that will try
THAT much harder to make you happy. I'm the guy that would go out
of my way to make you smile and laugh. I'm the guy that would be a
great match and you would wonder how you ever got through life
without me before. I KNOW these things because most other guys take
their girls for granted. Most other guys just go from woman to
woman with no interest in how they hurt them. Not me. It's time ONE
of you realized that I would be a really good guy for you. Stop
making me wait and send me a message. You DEFINITELY won't regret
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There's a lot of good things going on. I would just like someone to
share in those things. Need some incentive? I'm pretty open-minded.
I'll give anything a try at least once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of different things!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm loud. And not ashamed of it. I like to have fun. Life is short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I don't read as much literature as I'd like to and I'm not
going to pretend I do. But what I HAVE read before includes Michael
Crichton, Christopher Moore, and a few others. I would like to get
into the Song of Fire and Ice books. I am also a deep lover of
Marvel and DC...if that counts as literature, which to me, it
Movies - I'm just going to say this...A LOT. But I will list a few
just to curb your interest one way or the other. The Crow. Eternal
Sunshine. Mean Girls. Frozen (I like Disney. And proud). Saving Mr.
Banks. The original Godzilla (Japanese. Horror. NOT a clichéd
monster movie but an allegory for our own destruction. Powerful
stuff). Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). The Breakfast Club.
Schindler's list. King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. And TONS
Notice how I didn't list Marvel movies. I DO love them. But I'm
more than just a comic book geek.
Shows - Also...A LOT. But again, here's a few. Game of Thrones. Big
Bang Theory. Brooklyn nine-nine. The Goldbergs. Bob's Burgers.
Invader Zim. Death Note. Attack on Titan. Freaks and Geeks.
How I Met Your Mother is now off the list. For reasons.
Music - I'll listen to anything mostly, but if I have a preference,
I Monster, Deadmau5, The Birthday Massacre, Delain, Nightwish, Two
Door Cinema Club, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, H.I.M. and
Evanescence among others. Instrumental epic-style music is also a
Food - I like mostly anything really. I'm trying to eat healthier
though. If that counts for anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like being told what to do on a dating profile.
1 - Food...because I LIKE it that's why!
2 - People. Well...individuals. People tend to be...stupid. Just
4 - I am a HUGE Pop-Culture geek. I love ALMOST all of it. You HAVE
to be open-minded to date me. I'm a pretty open-minded guy so it
goes both ways. BELIEVE me, I've done my fair share of trying "new
and exciting" things. "So You Think You Can Dance."Not my cup of
tea, but I'll get into it if you love it. If it's important to you,
it is to me. Be OPEN-MINDED and willing to try new things.
Otherwise it won't work out.
17 - I know how to count. But like I said, I don't follow the
48 - No Internet and no Video Games make Alex go crazy.
193 - Yeah, the Shining IS pretty awesome. The book ending was
-65 - I REALLY like Disney movies. I WILL sing "Let it Go" and
"Hakuna Matata" if I so choose. Randomly. Take me to meet your
friends at your own risk ;)
$ - I like Smiley faces :) Can you tell? :) How clever, using
grammatical symbols to make faces ;D isn't it clever??? :`
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Nintendo convinced me to get a Wii U. Two words...Mario
That Godzilla movie that just came out...perfection.
why being an incredibly nice guy is actually the worst thing
possible. Here's why. Media. So what if I have a little extra
around the sides. I'm working to get rid of it. But I guess no one
wants a guy who will treat you like a queen and also looks like
Kevin Smith. Seriously I get that alot.
I actually don't like thinking because thinking leads to questions.
Questions lead to not always getting an answer. Not always getting
an answer leads to suffering.
Well it DOES!!!
*Kudos if you get the hidden reference.*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly at home, possibly at the movies, or possibly hanging out
with my kid. If neither of those things, I'm likely saving the
world again...ask me how!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I now have two friends who deemed it absolutely necessary to
purchase me sex toys. Go figure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
UPDATE: I don't think I'll be messaging people first anymore. I
seem to get fake profiles, advertisers, or people who just like to
f*** around with others who have actual intentions of meeting
people on this site. So if you're interested, don't wait for me to
message you. Drop me a line.
I WILL still message you if I think we might get along...but if I
write you and don't hear back, I won't keep writing.
You actually mean to meet me. Not right away of course, but I mean
come on...it's a dating site. Don't write me if you have no
intention of meeting me. Don't waste my time or yours. Please.
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