My name is Kaitlin. I'm a liberal, Muslim, homosexual, ACLU lawyer, professor, and abortion doctor.

Lol, jk, but if you have a particular problem with any of those things you should probably not even bother. I'm pretty low-key. I like reading, listening to music, and playing Minecraft and Spore. However those two games constitute my entire gaming experience so don't get too excited. I like making things, growing plants, and caring for my pets. I like aquaria and other vivaria 'cause I think simulating an ecosystem on such a small scale is pretty neat. I like to cook, and I'm pretty decent at it.
I am of the opinion that Claude Frollo is the best villian ever.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SEND ME AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC I WILL SHOW IT TO OTHER GIRLS AND WE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR WEIRD LOOKING AND PROBABLY SMALL DICK. YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY FOR ANY DICK PICS YOU SEND. Deal with it.

Don't message me if you're a weirdshit who does weird shit during the day.

I'm a student at the University of Memphis where I study math or something. After I complete the various levels of education I wish to obtain I'll become a mathematician or whatever.

I'm keenly interested in someday living overseas. Maybe somewhere cold. I don't really like the cold, but then I've only ever lived somewhere hot, so maybe I could get used to it.

Not really anything.

I don't know. In order to know that, I would have to ask others, and that's a very weird thing for me to ask people.

I don't really have favorites. I like some things and I don't like others.

I don't know. The answers to this one are always super lame.

Everything. I don't know. Don't ask me.

At the mosque performing abortions and defending flag-burning rights while giving lectures on Marxism. You know, typical Friday stuff.

If I'm willing to admit it, it isn't very private.

You should message me if and only if you:
-Actually have something interesting to say (if you send me a message that just says "beautiful", I will ignore you)
-Aren't a religious zealot and/or fundamentalist of any sort
-Have never used the term "feminazi" in a non-ironic sense
-Don't plan to ask me for n00dz
-Aren't going to call me pet names like "babe" or "hon"
-Don't find that shitty Meowth quote from Pokemon inspiring
-Have a sense of humor
-Neither currently own nor plan to purchase a fedora
-Do not think bacon is inherently funny
-Don't use the term "butthurt"
-Do not consider the Harry Potter series a great work of literature
-Can watch Doctor Who and not talk about it all the fucking time
-Actually read this