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kaitling519

23 Memphis, TN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 18
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Norwegian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Kaitlin. I'm a liberal, Muslim, homosexual, ACLU lawyer, professor, and abortion doctor.

Lol, jk, I'm just your friendly neighborhood Marxist.

I'm pretty low-key. I like reading, listening to music, and playing games. Ever played Magic: The Gathering? It's pretty cool. I like making things, growing plants, and caring for my pets. I like aquaria and other vivaria 'cause I think simulating an ecosystem on such a small scale is pretty neat. I like to cook, and I'm pretty decent at it.

I'm one of those INTJ types, which is apparently something that people like to brag about. Seems to me that it just means I'm a dick, if it means anything at all.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SEND ME AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC I WILL SHOW IT TO OTHER GIRLS AND WE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR WEIRD LOOKING AND PROBABLY SMALL DICK. YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY FOR ANY DICK PICS YOU SEND. Deal with it.

Don't message me if you're a weirdshit who does weird shit during the day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a dog groomer until I figure out what to do with myself. It's a pretty fun job, but you should know that your dog is not the sweet little angel you think she is. Yes, this applies to you.

I want to move somewhere cold and dark.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't have too many skills, but if your dog's butt hair is getting too long I can help you out there. ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. In order to know that, I would have to ask others, and that's a very weird thing for me to ask people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am entirely too apathetic to have favorites of anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think I could manage to get by with pretty much everything except like, actual necessities. But I refuse to be one of those annoying smartasses who writes "food" or "air" here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I don't know. Don't ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the mosque performing abortions and defending flag-burning rights while giving lectures on Marxism. You know, typical Friday stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Talking to most of you is incredibly taxing. It's not you, it's me. No, really, I mean it.

I am not sure that romantic love is a real thing.
You should message me if
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You should message me if and only if you:
-Actually have something interesting to say (if you send me a message that just says "beautiful", I will ignore you)
-Aren't a religious zealot and/or fundamentalist of any sort
-Have never used the term "feminazi" in a non-ironic sense
-Don't plan to ask me for n00dz
-Aren't going to call me pet names like "babe" or "hon"
-Don't find that shitty Meowth quote from Pokemon inspiring
-Have a sense of humor
-Neither currently own nor plan to purchase a fedora
-Do not think bacon is inherently funny
-Don't use the term "butthurt"
-Do not consider the Harry Potter series a great work of literature
-Don't feel compelled to talk about Doctor Who all the fucking time