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kaitling519

22 F Memphis, TN

My Details

Last Online
May 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Kaitlin. I'm a liberal, Muslim, homosexual, ACLU lawyer, professor, and abortion doctor.

Lol, jk, but if you have a particular problem with any of those things you should probably not even bother. I'm pretty low-key. I like reading, listening to music, and playing Minecraft and Spore. However those two games constitute the majority of my gaming experience so don't get too excited. I like making things, growing plants, and caring for my pets. I like aquaria and other vivaria 'cause I think simulating an ecosystem on such a small scale is pretty neat. I like to cook, and I'm pretty decent at it.
I am of the opinion that Claude Frollo is the best villian ever.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SEND ME AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC I WILL SHOW IT TO OTHER GIRLS AND WE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR WEIRD LOOKING AND PROBABLY SMALL DICK. YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY FOR ANY DICK PICS YOU SEND. Deal with it.

Don't message me if you're a weirdshit who does weird shit during the day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a student at the University of Memphis where I study math or something. After I complete the various levels of education I wish to obtain I'll become a mathematician or whatever.

I'm keenly interested in someday living overseas. Maybe somewhere cold. I don't really like the cold, but then I've only ever lived somewhere hot, so maybe I could get used to it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not really anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. In order to know that, I would have to ask others, and that's a very weird thing for me to ask people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really have favorites. I like some things and I don't like others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know. The answers to this one are always super lame.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I don't know. Don't ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the mosque performing abortions and defending flag-burning rights while giving lectures on Marxism. You know, typical Friday stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm willing to admit it, it isn't very private.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You should message me if and only if you:
-Actually have something interesting to say (if you send me a message that just says "beautiful", I will ignore you)
-Aren't a religious zealot and/or fundamentalist of any sort
-Have never used the term "feminazi" in a non-ironic sense
-Don't plan to ask me for n00dz
-Aren't going to call me pet names like "babe" or "hon"
-Don't find that shitty Meowth quote from Pokemon inspiring
-Have a sense of humor
-Neither currently own nor plan to purchase a fedora
-Do not think bacon is inherently funny
-Don't use the term "butthurt"
-Do not consider the Harry Potter series a great work of literature
-Don't feel compelled to talk about Doctor Who all the fucking time
-Actually read this