kaitling519
23 Memphis, TN
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My self-summary
My name is Kaitlin. I'm a liberal, Muslim, homosexual, ACLU lawyer, professor, and abortion doctor.

Lol, jk, I'm just your friendly neighborhood Marxist.

I'm pretty low-key. I like reading, listening to music, and playing games. Ever played Magic: The Gathering? It's pretty cool. I like making things, growing plants, and caring for my pets. I like aquaria and other vivaria 'cause I think simulating an ecosystem on such a small scale is pretty neat. I like to cook, and I'm pretty decent at it.

I'm one of those INTJ types, which is apparently something that people like to brag about. Seems to me that it just means I'm a dick, if it means anything at all.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SEND ME AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC I WILL SHOW IT TO OTHER GIRLS AND WE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR WEIRD LOOKING AND PROBABLY SMALL DICK. YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY FOR ANY DICK PICS YOU SEND. Deal with it.

Don't message me if you're a weirdshit who does weird shit during the day.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a dog groomer until I figure out what to do with myself. It's a pretty fun job, but you should know that your dog is not the sweet little angel you think she is. Yes, this applies to you.

I want to move somewhere cold and dark.
I’m really good at
I don't have too many skills, but if your dog's butt hair is getting too long I can help you out there. ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. In order to know that, I would have to ask others, and that's a very weird thing for me to ask people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am entirely too apathetic to have favorites of anything.
The six things I could never do without
I think I could manage to get by with pretty much everything except like, actual necessities. But I refuse to be one of those annoying smartasses who writes "food" or "air" here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I don't know. Don't ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the mosque performing abortions and defending flag-burning rights while giving lectures on Marxism. You know, typical Friday stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Talking to most of you is incredibly taxing. It's not you, it's me. No, really, I mean it.

I am not sure that romantic love is a real thing.
You should message me if
You should message me if and only if you:
-Actually have something interesting to say (if you send me a message that just says "beautiful", I will ignore you)
-Aren't a religious zealot and/or fundamentalist of any sort
-Have never used the term "feminazi" in a non-ironic sense
-Don't plan to ask me for n00dz
-Aren't going to call me pet names like "babe" or "hon"
-Don't find that shitty Meowth quote from Pokemon inspiring
-Have a sense of humor
-Neither currently own nor plan to purchase a fedora
-Do not think bacon is inherently funny
-Don't use the term "butthurt"
-Do not consider the Harry Potter series a great work of literature
-Don't feel compelled to talk about Doctor Who all the fucking time
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