Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Kaitlin. I'm a liberal, Muslim, homosexual, ACLU lawyer,
professor, and abortion doctor.
Lol, jk, I'm just your friendly neighborhood Marxist.
I'm pretty low-key. I like reading, listening to music, and playing
games. Ever played Magic: The Gathering? It's pretty cool. I like
making things, growing plants, and caring for my pets. I like
aquaria and other vivaria 'cause I think simulating an ecosystem on
such a small scale is pretty neat. I like to cook, and I'm pretty
decent at it.
I'm one of those INTJ types, which is apparently something that
people like to brag about. Seems to me that it just means I'm a
dick, if it means anything at all.
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SEND ME AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC
I WILL SHOW IT TO OTHER GIRLS AND WE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR WEIRD
LOOKING AND PROBABLY SMALL DICK. YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY FOR ANY
DICK PICS YOU SEND. Deal with it.
Don't message me if you're a weirdshit who does weird shit
during the day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a dog groomer until I figure out what to do with myself. It's
a pretty fun job, but you should know that your dog is not the
sweet little angel you think she is. Yes, this applies to
I want to move somewhere cold and dark.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't have too many skills, but if your dog's butt hair is
getting too long I can help you out there. ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. In order to know that, I would have to ask others,
and that's a very weird thing for me to ask people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am entirely too apathetic to have favorites of anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think I could manage to get by with pretty much everything except
like, actual necessities. But I refuse to be one of those annoying
smartasses who writes "food" or "air" here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I don't know. Don't ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the mosque performing abortions and defending flag-burning
rights while giving lectures on Marxism. You know, typical Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Talking to most of you is incredibly taxing. It's not you, it's me.
No, really, I mean it.
I am not sure that romantic love is a real thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if and only if you:
-Actually have something interesting to say (if you send me a
message that just says "beautiful", I will ignore you)
-Aren't a religious zealot and/or fundamentalist of any sort
-Have never used the term "feminazi" in a non-ironic sense
-Don't plan to ask me for n00dz
-Aren't going to call me pet names like "babe" or "hon"
-Don't find that shitty Meowth quote from Pokemon inspiring
-Have a sense of humor
-Neither currently own nor plan to purchase a fedora
-Do not think bacon is inherently funny
-Don't use the term "butthurt"
-Do not consider the Harry Potter series a great work of
-Don't feel compelled to talk about Doctor Who all the fucking time
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