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32 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 31-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a work in progress....
What I’m doing with my life
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Been in New York for about a year and a half after working as an illustrator/textile designer in Barcelona for most of my 20s. Now I am hostessing whilst finding my feet again because.... New York.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I am not good at spelling or promoting what I am good at. That said, I am really good at advice that does not apply to me, DIY, making little things, avoiding confrontation and eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Short hair. Purple hair. Hair lip. Lazy eye. Hunch back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Last book I read was Middlesex.... I am a fan of historical fiction and magic realisim.
Food: Sushi, ceviche, Jamon Serrano (which I desperately miss) anything with coconut milk and anything spicy. I can take spicy. And anything fishy. Luckily at work I get to eat leftovers.
Movies: I watch a lot of movie... but I recently re-watched Never Ending Story and Time Bandits.... On kind of a nostalgic childhood kick I suppose.
Music: I always have music playing and I tend to be pretty embracing of anything. I am a sucker for a good pop song.... I think that Pop has a bad rap. I think that PULP is prob one of the best commercial Pop bands ever. Whatever, Jarvis is basically my boyfriend.... Well Jarvis and Devendra. Karen O is my spirit animal and I have recently gotten a lot of guilty pleasure out of The The.
Series: All the good stuff. I basically watched all of House of Cards within 48 hours. I like to hide out and binge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Mom. My little brother. some sort of challenge to keep me on my feet.... sort of the constant push to move forward. Air, water and food, obvs.... A project/facination/activity so all consuming it stops me from going loopy.
Juices with Kale! have you tried them? I am trying to go a day without one, but I haven't managed yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stressing about myself mostly.... the typical self doubt everyone deals with. Maybe that sounds selfish, but it's true.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not working I am probably at home.... I kind of avoid Friday and Saturday nights here in New York....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One of my FAVORITE past times is picking ingrown hairs. I will even do it on break at work.
You should message me if
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You probably shouldn't message me....Nothing good will come of it. That said, whatever.

Oh, and I don't want to see any more pictures of you rock climbing or doing a hand stand on the beach or holding a cat or you abs. Really.

Message me if you want a partner in crime..... someone to hangout with, not a hook up and not a soulmate. I am not responsible enough for either.