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katessofamerica

37 F Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Avid online lurker with bad intentions.
I require an extensive amount of alone time, don't like snuggling much, could give 2 shits about talking on the phone, but I have a kind heart. (really)
I like tequila.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly work. I really need to get out more for fucks sake.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
TCB
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Enormous mole on my forehead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sedaris, Palahniuk and who ever wrote The Velveteen Rabit.
Shows: Bored to Death IS MY FAVORITE.
Movies: Anything Swayze (especially Point Break)
Music: Waylon Jennings, Venom, Wu Tang, Gary Numan, Wipers, Jeff the Brotherhood, Neurosis, THE BOSS, Stiff Little Fingers, Oingo Boingo, Cinderella, Michael McDonald, The Cult, and anything Cornell or Vedder
Food: I don't like uni, liver, or pretzels.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in any particular order:
warmth (heat cranked at home)
alone time
sweet sweats
meat
friends and family (obviously)
white wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
brown or black boots.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on couch tour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love canned oysters, pee in the shower, and watched every season of Battlestar Galactica.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to shoot the shit over some booze drinks, and you don't look too deep into things.
Also, to each their own, but if you're married/poly blah blah, count me out.