If you're reading this then there must be something wrong with you. Who searches okcupid for 110y/o Asian men? I'm poor too, what's wrong with you?
On the weekdays I enjoy waking up in the morning and watching The Price Is Right while sipping a lukewarm glass Metamucil. Sometimes I go to the park and pretend I'm waiting for a friend.
Saturdays the nurse comes over and gives me a sponge bath. When I was a younger man in my 80s I thought I'd have a hot young thing running that sponge up and down my shriveled body. Whoever heard of a boy nurse anyway? Damn fruitcakes.
On Sundays I like to visit my friends. It always takes a few hours because I have to catch the bus to the flower shop on one end of town, and then I have to catch another bus back to the cemetery on the other end of town. Incontinence makes this trip something of an adventure.
I am subtle, caustic, and insomniatic.