I'll use this space to clarify the sidebar or "The Skinny" as this site likes to call it. I find its use of short and one word answers is not enough to truly express the traits listed.

Unless you are blind (sorry blind people) you can tell from my pictures that I am a caucasian male. I'm a hardcore pasty German white boy with bits of Scot and Irish. I'm an ectomorphic body type so if you're looking for a big dude it's not me. I'm not anorexic or anything but my muscles tend to stay firm and lean instead of huge and terrifying.

I don't smoke anything and I don't mind tobacco smoke since I grew up with two smokers and currently live with three smokers. Even tho my roommates smoke pot, I DO NOT enjoy it. If you can't part with your weed, being more than an acquaintance is out of the question.

I do drink and I do enjoy getting drunk. I also enjoy those who will get drunk with me. I am also a huge hypocrite because I hate drunk people when I'm sober.

Religion is the opiate of the masses. It is a distraction from reality for the sake of rationalizing that which we do not yet understand. It is a helpful, beautiful, playful, obnoxious, and necessary diversion. If you disagree with these statements, we don't really see eye to eye.

Apparently my spirit is reminiscent of two fish tied together and it is fun to look at the incredibly vague language used to fool others into considering astrology as a branch of science.

Yes I never completed college. Yes I am planning to go back. Yes I was expelled. If you seriously equate intelligence directly with level of education, you are ignorant of all the great minds who came before you. One of my favorite quotes is from Mark Twain, "I have never let my schooling get in the way of my education".

Okay so I kind of bullshitted my job a little. I work a general retail job right now, but considering my talents in many artistic/musical/writing fields, I believe I would be competent at some of the jobs in those fields. Obviously my lack of inclusion of income indicates the embarrassing figure that would accompany my job title.

I like kids in small doses and no I don't want any. You know why? Because I'm 23 years old. I have neither the education, career or relationship to handle something like that.

I do not prefer dogs but I don't really dislike them (although big slobbery ones are annoying). Actually I prefer no pets at all. My computers are my pets and they don't play well with real pets. Bitten cords, unwanted stains, fur in the heat fans, buttons being pushed that shouldn't; they're all situations I like to avoid. Don't get me wrong, I've had pets and loved them very much, but I do like to keep my computer "pets" safe.

I speak American English but upon request I can do some foreign accents and dialect variations of English. I also have several written alphabets that are probably unreadable to the uninformed.

If you really want to find out more about me, message me or friend me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509630396

Also, check out my website:
http://www.cerrax.com

That is a question with an answer that is much longer than most. If you skip all the interesting history and the not-so-interesting history my current situation is a wandering mind. I have always wanted to go into some form of the entertainment business, but the dream dies a little more each day. Currently I'm planning to attend college for a degree in computers.

Conversation (as long as the other side is equally verbose)

Smiling, laughing, general silliness

Organizing sentences that arrange multi-syllabic words right next to four letter unmentionables.

Writing/producing music/sound effects

Writing in general (essays, stories, poems, etc.)

Playing Super Smash Brothers (I'll take any challenge)

I'm a big dork and I'm obsessed with video games.

I'm kind of quiet unless you can start a conversation on a subject I'm interested in. Then you can't shut me the hell up.

My car stereo is really loud.

I don't read at all really. The only books I could even consider my favorites would be The Spirits Within and Fight Club.

I'm not much of a movie-goer but I do prefer sci-fi and action flicks. A good non-fiction space exploration movie like October Sky or Apollo 13.
FAVORITES:
Fight Club
Contact
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Man On Fire
Braveheart
Ghostbusters
Back To The Future
The Matrix
Armageddon

Music is probably the one form of media that everyone agrees is powerful and emotionally substantial. I am no different. I'm not going to lie and say I like everything, because I don't. I'll give everything a listen, but I obviously have genres and styles that I favor. Anything featuring classical instruments or orchestrations will always catch my ears, as well as heavy distortion guitars and electronic sounds.
FAVORITE GENRES
Industrial
Power Metal
Classical
Trance
Epica (more commonly referred to as film scores)
VGM

FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/COMPOSERS:
Harry Gregson-Williams
Trevor Rabin
The Cruxshadows
VNV Nation
Sabaton
Dragonforce
Immediate
ES Posthumus
YTCracker
MC Lars
Rob Dougan
Muse
The Killers
The Protomen

I'm an extremely picky eater and food is not really something I spend much time with. Most of my diet consists of things out of boxes that require little more than an oven and water. I'll kill for a good juicy medium rare steak or some delicious honey chicken with rice, but for the most part pizza and beer is "a night out" for me.

Video games
My computers
My music
My creativity
Cold cereal
A concoction of roughly 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide

Well that depends on what's happening at the moment. My brain is a wonderful high-speed train. Like the one's you see in Europe or Japan. It's fast as hell and pretty damn efficient, but switching the tracks at high speeds usually ends in a deadly collision.

I love thinking in deep thought about the mysteries of the universe and of my own life, but unfortunately, the rest of the world doesn't share my love of quiet contemplation. My "trains" get derailed frequently and easily and the result is a very frustrated and angry nerd.

I also hate being interrupted when I am working on something. It goes back to the whole train analogy. That sucker is flying down the tracks and any stops are only going to fuck the whole train ride.

See "What I'm Really Good At"

Guns don't kill people, I...

Is it just me or does this box seem like a last plea? Like "OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO ME! I'LL BRING CAKE!"

If you want to talk to me great, but I'm not going to lay it all out for you like a goddamn work application. If you wanna talk, hit the send button. Its that easy. We're on the internet for crying out loud.