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kalalei

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hawaiian (Okay)

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My self-summary
-I hate that this app has percentages to judge if we'd be ideal to date, be friends, or enemies. It makes looking for someone even more tedious.

-If you saw me out in public, would you talk to me in person?? Not just online??

-This profile is very thorough because I know what I want and I know what I have to offer.
What I’m doing with my life
-I work in retail. I love helping people compliment their extravagant lives...or what they think is "extravagant" in some cases.

-I also have my DBA License and make custom costume jewelry for women and have also slowly begun to do men's as well. I need to begin buying supplies so I can do soldering for precious metals.

-I also used to work for a rehabilitation center for patients involved in severe auto accidents, a lot of traumatic brain injuries with frontal lobe trauma. Great experience, but equally draining and emotional as most health care professions can be.
I’m really good at
-sleeping, I will nap the crap out of you. Don't mess.
-dancing
-cooking
-living my life through song, dance, and mostly movie quoting with friends.
-laughing
-sarcasm
-NOT hiding my facial expressions
The first things people usually notice about me
The freckle on my bottom lip, I've been told its my "reinvented Monroe" since it's so unique

My posture, I used to compete in dance and gymnastics. So I have always kept that intact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I need to read more.

Music: Far too many to list, it depends on my mood what my favorite will be.

Movies: I do love old Hollywood movies. The golden age, all the musicals, the acting was just perfect for me. Suspense/thrillers as well, especially a great psychological one. LOVE comedies and horror, although I fucking hate clowns.
The six things I could never do without
-Laughter
-Friends/Family (yea I know, technically that's two)
-Music
-Sarcasm
-Trust
-Bravery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Why I'm not taller.
-My personal future and if there's a guy right for me.
-Cute things, like cats and guys...or even a guy holding a cat.
-Absolutely nothing in particular. A hodgepodge mixture of things I obsess over.
-My undying love for Carol Channing.
-Flash mob marriage proposals, I die every time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually work or with friends. We like to get crazy and loud, we're defiant 90's babies who never wanted to grow up. On the other hand, staying in, drinking wine, making food, and relaxing is always a pleasure. I also like my privacy to recharge the social battery. Not all of us can be socialites constantly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to think The Wizard of Oz was the reason why color existed. When Dorothy landed and opened the door, I told my mom I was happy that she found "over the rainbow".

I'm classically trained in Ballet, Jazz, and Contemporary. But my favorite thing to do is dance like I don't know how.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 23–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you actually read this short novel.
If you're not afraid of messaging me.