Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-I hate that this app has percentages to judge if we'd be ideal to
date, be friends, or enemies. It makes looking for someone even
-If you saw me out in public, would you talk to me in person?? Not
-This profile is very thorough because I know what I want and I
know what I have to offer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-I work in retail. I love helping people compliment their
extravagant lives...or what they think is "extravagant" in some
-I also have my DBA License and make custom costume jewelry for
women and have also slowly begun to do men's as well. I need to
begin buying supplies so I can do soldering for precious
-I also used to work for a rehabilitation center for patients
involved in severe auto accidents, a lot of traumatic brain
injuries with frontal lobe trauma. Great experience, but equally
draining and emotional as most health care professions can be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-sleeping, I will nap the crap out of you. Don't mess.
-living my life through song, dance, and mostly movie quoting with
-NOT hiding my facial expressions
The first things people usually notice about me
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The freckle on my bottom lip, I've been told its my "reinvented
Monroe" since it's so unique
My posture, I used to compete in dance and gymnastics. So I have
always kept that intact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I need to read more.
Music: Far too many to list, it depends on my mood what my favorite
Movies: I do love old Hollywood movies. The golden age, all the
musicals, the acting was just perfect for me. Suspense/thrillers as
well, especially a great psychological one. LOVE comedies and
horror, although I fucking hate clowns.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Friends/Family (yea I know, technically that's two)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why I'm not taller.
-My personal future and if there's a guy right for me.
-Cute things, like cats and guys...or even a guy holding a
-Absolutely nothing in particular. A hodgepodge mixture of things I
-My undying love for Carol Channing.
-Flash mob marriage proposals, I die every time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually work or with friends. We like to get crazy and loud, we're
defiant 90's babies who never wanted to grow up. On the other hand,
staying in, drinking wine, making food, and relaxing is always a
pleasure. I also like my privacy to recharge the social battery.
Not all of us can be socialites constantly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to think The Wizard of Oz was the reason why color existed.
When Dorothy landed and opened the door, I told my mom I was happy
that she found "over the rainbow".
I'm classically trained in Ballet, Jazz, and Contemporary. But my
favorite thing to do is dance like I don't know how.
I’m looking for
- Gay guys only
- Ages 23–32
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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If you actually read this short novel.
If you're not afraid of messaging me.
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