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kalbmains

23 Deerfield Beach, FL Genderfluid, Man

Genderfluid, Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 6:09pm
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really like demons, witches, and graveyards. Death Grips is love, Death Grips is life. Interested in pixel art and all sorts of weeb-goth aesthetics. 3 AM is my favorite hour of the day, for various reasons. I'm fond of using my imagination every chance I get. I absolutely love nature and storms, but it's a huge insult to my ego when people call me a hippie. Call me Coraline, because I hate cooking with recipes; I prefer to eyeball everything and sometimes, I'm privy to adding secret ingredients that should not be in a particular dish (if I'm feeling especially mischievous). I'm really excited about lots of new developments in indie games, and I'd really like to meet more people to game with. Gunshow, Venture Brothers, and Socrates can kind of give you an idea about my ideal wit; I find myself trash talking pretty much everything I hold near and dear, save for friends and family.

I've only met a few people on my wavelength down here, and I rarely see them, so let's rectify that and hang out.

http://3---introspectre.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing my best to help others in need, be it spare change, spare square, a ride; exploring my spirituality; studying shit that will never prove to be useful anytime soon; abusing semi-colons, throwing caution to the wind and bastardizing English any way possible
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, driving, over analyzing minute details, using the same fancy dictionary words I like in almost every sentence I can (despite it being sandwiched in between expletives), writing, embarrassing myself in public, trying to get the stray cats to come to my porch so I can give them hugs n kisses
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Off kilter demeanor, morbid/cynical sense of humor, sometimes the beard when I put off trimming it, maybe my butt (it's been the center of many an inappropriate touch)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
End of Alice, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Picture of Dorian Gray

Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Akira, Only God Forgives, Drive, Perfect Blue, Scarface, Milo and Otis, Memento, Super Troopers, Chappie, Flowers in the Attic, Ghost in the Shell, Raid 2, Kalifornia, Scream, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Slingblade

Shows:
VENTURE BROTHERS, Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Eric Andre Show, Black Lagoon, Kill la Kill, Impractical Jokers, Bojack Horseman, Orange is the New Black, NCIS, Archer, Walking Dead, Cromartie High School, Space Dandy

Music:
Death Grips, oOoOO, Aphex Twin, Crystal Castles, Boards of Canada, Moodorama, Tim Hecker, Run the Jewels, Light Asylum, Armand Hammer, Toro y Moi (also Les Sins), Danny Brown, Biosphere, Clipping, Fennesz, Weekend Players, Flying Lotus, KMFDM, The Bug, Cocteau Twins, King Dude, Koffin Kats, Blue Hawaii, M|O|O|N, Holy Other, Com Truise, FKA Twigs, Kontravoid, Moodorama, Oneohtrix Point Never, William Basinki, DJ Krush, DJ Shadow, Massive Attack

Food:
Anything tasty
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sweaters, black, bodies of water, Halloween, storms, travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential crises, our culture in the history books 500 years from now, what music I'd prefer to see in certain soundtracks, ghosts, how insane it is I can have friends across the globe in today's world

Also all the fuckers down in Florida that poke fun at the accent I wasn't even aware I had, slang terms I use that no one knows down here (come on who doesn't know that pop and soda are one in the same?!?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cemeteries, Netflix, cruising about, exploring, IRC, Binding of Isaac, concert, forest preserves, etc. The possibilities are ENDLESS~~~
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
954-778-2548
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna explore; you want to piss and moan about Americans with me; you love spooky things; you enjoy indie games; you like to shoot the shit and do absolutely nothing from time to time.

Also desperately seeking people to play tabletop games with, Pathfinders, 3.5, etc. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE hit me up if you have a group or a means. Each day you don't, I die a little on the inside.