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kalbmains

22 M Newark, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not too keen on self summaries or my ability to complete them to my satisfaction so forgive me in advance

I'm an intense individual to say the least, though most people just getting to know me are apt to say I am one of the kindest they've come across; this is not to imply I am not kind, but my cynicism, self deprecating/bleak humor, and my occasional rant tend to turn some people off

I like to pick and choose which rules of punctuation I obey; I'm not a fan of periods because I like to leave things open, and I have a very soft spot for the semi-colon so I'm apt to use it any chance I get

I'm an avid fan of the surreal, psychedelic, dream-like, what have you, and it's been that way long before I subjected myself to any mind altering substances

Some defining characteristics:
- optimistic realist
- pansexual
- gender fluid (who in their right mind doesn't like to feel sweet and cute?)
- nihilist
- honest
- wild
- genuine
- grounded
- recovering

While I find it difficult to place faith in most things, I place faith in myself and humanity to do the right thing and pay it forward when the time comes, and I've recently placed faith in a developing spirituality found through crystals and gemstones

I'm a multi-faceted individual, and if we are to meet, it is likely you will see me go from calm and chipper to silly and sarcastic to stern and stoic, among a whole other spectrum of emotions

I live to help others, but lately I've learned to be a little more independent and selfish

I am fairly nerdy and I really value people I can play games with (literally, not figuratively) whether they be of the video, board, or pen and paper varieties; Netflix and Tumblr are welcome substitutions

I love to meet new people but I am an introvert learning to be extroverted so please, if you'd like to chat, shoot me a message because I am far too shy at times

http://3---introspectre.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
- working towards an associate's
- making ends meet
- exploring the world around me
- challenging myself daily and pushing my limits
- making the most of my time on this planet
I’m really good at
- driving
- communicating
- empathizing
- maintaining a humble yet zealous perspective
- writing
- pushing people's buttons
- helping others
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes my weird ass clothes (weird ass-clothes) and my sense of humor

Most often my kind and respectful demeanor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Road, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Fight Club, The Picture of Dorian Gray, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Only God Forgives, Trainspotting, Akira, Forrest Gump

Shows:
The Simpsons (older seasons), Breaking Bad, The Eric Andre Show, Spongebob Squarepants (older seasons), Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations

Music (the most important bit to me):
Death Grips, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Download, Flying Lotus, dZihan and Kamien, PIG, Die Antwoord, Tim Hecker, Purity Ring, Lords of Acid, Massive Attack, Faithless, Steve Roach, FKA Twigs, Holy Ghosts, Com Truise, Sweet Valley, KMFDM, DJ Shadow, DJ Krush, Saru, Moodorama
The six things I could never do without
- car
- bike
- music
- spirituality
- nature
- Dr. Pepper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and anything, along with ways to improve myself
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no typical nights anymore
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You would like to have a conversation about anything at all, if you find me interesting, or if you would like to kick it sometime