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kalbmains

23 Deerfield Beach, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 8:02am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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My favorite hour is the witching hour. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'll be able to traverse space someday, hopefully with a career similar to Han Solo's. A lot of people call me a hippie and it tends to be a blow to my ego. Anything death is pretty dope, especially Death Grips. Thunderstorms are my favorite, though I am disappointed they are so short lived in Florida. I like to travel, even if it only means traversing places I'd do best to avoid. I really dig this whole neo-noir thing going on right now; I'm a fan of almost anything vapor wave, as well. I love letting my nails grow out, but I seldom paint them (black is the only color you'd see me sporting). I'm an occult enthusiast, and I really enjoy visiting cemeteries. I love the amount of stray cats in Deerfield. Surreal speaks to me. I think that's most of the important shit.

I'd prefer to chat instead of typing out my life story, but the gist is that I was a lost soul that found my way through acquiring spirituality and losing any semblance of sanity. I'm a pretty quirky fucker so brace yourself.

Pansexual and somewhat gender fluid so beware I guess.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards getting an education, moving deeply into the now. I'm told that through meditation and service I can walk hand in hand down the broad highway with the ~Spirit of the Universe~, so I'm helping others and doing my best to enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Also shooting the shit, video games, tabletop games, and IRC. Slowly turning into a weeb as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating, somewhat; sometimes word salad spills out of my mouth. I'm a great driver. I'm also great at talking about pretentious shit and menial shit at the same damn time. My luck with roguelikes seems to be increasing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my creepy demeanor and lack of shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
End of Alice, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Picture of Dorian Gray

Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Akira, Only God Forgives, Drive, Perfect Blue, Scarface, Milo and Otis, Memento, Super Troopers, Chappie, Flowers in the Attic

Shows:
Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Eric Andre Show, Black Lagoon, Kill la Kill, Impractical Jokers, Bojack Horseman, Orange is the New Black, NCIS, Archer, Walking Dead

Music:
Death Grips, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Moodorama, Tim Hecker, Run the Jewels, Danny Brown, Biosphere, Fennesz, Weekend Players, KMFDM, The Bug, Cocteau Twins, King Dude, Koffin Kats, Blue Hawaii, Holy Other, FKA Twigs, oOoOO

Food:
Anything tasty
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blankets, incense, Steam, Spotify, colored lights, vehicle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
One time I had this crisis where ants were crawling on my legs during a class and I was flicking them off, and then I thought about the possibility that people thought I was crazy just swatting at myself. Then I began to wonder whether the ants were really real or if I just imagined them and just about lost my mind for fifteen minutes debating whether or not what I was experiencing was reality. You know, stupid shit like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cemeteries, Netflix, cruising about, exploring, IRC, Binding of Isaac, concert, forest preserves, etc. The possibilities are ENDLESS~~~
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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I'm an addict in recovery, about four months sober.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hang out with a weird fucker that just moved to the area and is looking for fun loving companions and/or people that share my cynicism.

If I gave you a gold star, it means I think you are fascinating and I'd love to shoot the shit.