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kalenochka
23 / F / straight / Single
Phoenix, Arizona
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Buddhism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Education / Academia
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Ukrainian (Fluently), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am cheerful, driven, and sassy.
My Self-Summary
Well, I am a baller, Ukrainian, black belt, teacher who likes
interesting conversations. I also like to eat and will probably put
you to shame with my appetite.
What I’m doing with my life
I am teaching and going to grad school and that is enough stress
for 8 people. I am also enjoying it so that is pretty peculiar.
I’m really good at
Getting a laugh out of you as well as your deepest, darkest secret.
Dancing like I dont give a damn and bargain shopping. I am also
really good at reading people and understanding personalities
(holla back BA in Psychology) so I can get along with most everyone
but I dont choose to hang out with just anyone.
I am good at competing and most of the time I win. And if I do not win I pout so people learn quickly to always let me win. Just kidding, but I do love sports, working out (YMCA daily at 4:45! GOOOOD morning!) and doing all kinds of physical activity.
I am good at finding super cheap flights and then traveling around the world. Im partial to Europe since I am from there, but I think I could rock out in South America, Africa and Asia. Antarctica is too cold and Australia just isnt exotic enough, ya know?
I am good at competing and most of the time I win. And if I do not win I pout so people learn quickly to always let me win. Just kidding, but I do love sports, working out (YMCA daily at 4:45! GOOOOD morning!) and doing all kinds of physical activity.
I am good at finding super cheap flights and then traveling around the world. Im partial to Europe since I am from there, but I think I could rock out in South America, Africa and Asia. Antarctica is too cold and Australia just isnt exotic enough, ya know?
The first things people usually notice about me
My lovely name because it is unique. Then my lovely sarcasm and
lastly my lovely ego. :)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Most amazing book of all time has to be THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH (my
grad school professor mentioned how it could be used to teach
fractions the other day...fascinating!) I am seriously naming my
first child after the main character. If you can't appreciate the
subtle beauty of the word choice that author uses, your 5th grade
teacher didnt do her job.
movies: anything funny words, I will be a petrified if you put anything scary on...to the point that i will grab your arm and squeeze all the life out of you...so don't do that.
Music: LATINO VIBE!!! anything but country works (and i can even tolerate that from time to time, as long as Taylor Swift stops calling me out for wearing high heels just cuz she wears sneakers) I am in LOVE with Kings of Leon- Sex is on fire. yes, yes it is.
Food- I eat it. It is good. Cook for me? THx.
movies: anything funny words, I will be a petrified if you put anything scary on...to the point that i will grab your arm and squeeze all the life out of you...so don't do that.
Music: LATINO VIBE!!! anything but country works (and i can even tolerate that from time to time, as long as Taylor Swift stops calling me out for wearing high heels just cuz she wears sneakers) I am in LOVE with Kings of Leon- Sex is on fire. yes, yes it is.
Food- I eat it. It is good. Cook for me? THx.
The six things I could never do without
so, none of those are material things, but im gonna put it
anyway.....
1.top of the list are literally the most incredible parents any child was lucky enough to have.
2.travel and the enthusiasm to see the world and all its wonder
3. Education, it has gotten me this far and it will continue to take me places
4. Fun, Friends and the good times that happen when you mix the two
5. Diamonds draped around me and a red carpet for each step I take
6. Knowing that what I do makes the difference in the world
whoops, I take that back, I forgot about the diamonds.
1.top of the list are literally the most incredible parents any child was lucky enough to have.
2.travel and the enthusiasm to see the world and all its wonder
3. Education, it has gotten me this far and it will continue to take me places
4. Fun, Friends and the good times that happen when you mix the two
5. Diamonds draped around me and a red carpet for each step I take
6. Knowing that what I do makes the difference in the world
whoops, I take that back, I forgot about the diamonds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ok, time to get all mushy...I think about my students. They are the
joy and pain of my day and I will remember these two years of
teaching for the rest of my life. I love love love love what I do
and I get such a kick out of it every single day.
I also think about the future, I like to plan so I always try to be two steps ahead of the curve.
I think about environmental factors the influence the way a child views the world. Do you?
What shade of red to dye my hair next.
How the world works and what part I play in it.
I also think about the future, I like to plan so I always try to be two steps ahead of the curve.
I think about environmental factors the influence the way a child views the world. Do you?
What shade of red to dye my hair next.
How the world works and what part I play in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working at the FAIR, I moonlight as a carnie. Don't worry I jest, I
am usually hanging out with my friends, going to first fridays,
happy hour, watching the passion of the christ, carving pumpkins,
shopping at goodwill, writing IEPS and lesson plans, partying on
mill, walking dogs at the humane society, getting my sharika hips
on and dancing the night away....all of the above HAVE happened on
a Friday night so I am in no way lying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My favorite saying is RESPICE FINEM, it is latin. Look it up and
ponder it for hours and then get back to me about what you think.
You should message me if
you do NOT have a picture of yourself taken by YOURSELF on your
phone in your bathroom....do you really NOT have a picture of
yourself that someone else took? no friends?
If you can handle a little playful banter back and forth
you want to invite me over to watch The Office/Community/30 ROCK/ IT's ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHIL because I dont own a TV.
If you have Indian heritage OR the body of Michael Phelps
Can drive a manual car (lets be honest if I can do it, you can too, unless someone removed your balls)
Have a handlebar mustache, very classy!
If you can handle a little playful banter back and forth
you want to invite me over to watch The Office/Community/30 ROCK/ IT's ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHIL because I dont own a TV.
If you have Indian heritage OR the body of Michael Phelps
Can drive a manual car (lets be honest if I can do it, you can too, unless someone removed your balls)
Have a handlebar mustache, very classy!
