And so... um... what else to say? Okay, I'm just gonna list off a bunch of random stuff that's happened to me. That'll make it easy.
I was once attacked by a highly organized flock of crows.
I was the lead client-side developer on a program that was advertised during the Superbowl.
I once closed my eyes for an hour during a party to comfort a friend who had lost his glasses.
I was once pulled over while driving a stolen car, and did not get arrested. (Didn't know it was stolen.)
I've built widgets that have been used on over a million websites.
Howie Mandel once asked me if I wanted to be in a skit with him.
I have smoked pot in front of a video camera inside a police station, and did not get arrested (an unsuccessful attempt at protesting marijuana laws.)
I don't believe in evil... I mean, in the supernatural sense anyway.
I have been trapped under a pile of logs on a river.
The Church of Scientology once offered me a programming job, with room and board included in the salary.
John Densmore, the drummer for The Doors, got very angry with me because I accidentally uploaded Janis Joplin's website to TheDoors.com.
I briefly met Ron Jeremy, but didn't know who he was until my girlfriend showed me her porn collection.
I've gone two days eating nothing but stinging nettles and pine needles.
I once drank a gallon of milk in an hour.
I have traveled at 50mph while clinging to the roof of a car (ah, to be young again...).
I feel like my entire life everything has been handed to me on a silver platter. Nothing particularly bad has ever happened to me and it's frustrating.
Terry Brooks has read one of my novels.
I keep a blog at kalinbooks.com where I tell stories and rant about stuff