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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 5
Seeing Someone
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Um.... hmmm....

And so... um... what else to say? Okay, I'm just gonna list off a bunch of random stuff that's happened to me. That'll make it easy.

I was once attacked by a highly organized flock of crows.

I was the lead client-side developer on a program that was advertised during the Superbowl.

I once closed my eyes for an hour during a party to comfort a friend who had lost his glasses.

I was once pulled over while driving a stolen car, and did not get arrested. (Didn't know it was stolen.)

I've built widgets that have been used on over a million websites.

Howie Mandel once asked me if I wanted to be in a skit with him.

I have smoked pot in front of a video camera inside a police station, and did not get arrested (an unsuccessful attempt at protesting marijuana laws.)

I don't believe in evil... I mean, in the supernatural sense anyway.

I have been trapped under a pile of logs on a river.

The Church of Scientology once offered me a programming job, with room and board included in the salary.

John Densmore, the drummer for The Doors, got very angry with me because I accidentally uploaded Janis Joplin's website to

I briefly met Ron Jeremy, but didn't know who he was until my girlfriend showed me her porn collection.

I've gone two days eating nothing but stinging nettles and pine needles.

I once drank a gallon of milk in an hour.

I have traveled at 50mph while clinging to the roof of a car (ah, to be young again...).

I feel like my entire life everything has been handed to me on a silver platter. Nothing particularly bad has ever happened to me and it's frustrating.

Terry Brooks has read one of my novels.

I keep a blog at where I tell stories and rant about stuff
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to stay in shape
Working in porn, writing Javascript
Trying to become a famous author
Ramping up toward an epic mid-life crisis.
Exploring the BDSM community
eating sushi
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing science fiction stories with real passion
finding the best snacks at Costco
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is a different color than my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's taken me a long time to realize this stuff isn't very relevant.
However, I do like The newer Linkin Park and Lana Del Rey.
Kid Nation - a reality show about children alone in the desert
Star-ving web series. It's like Always Sunny in Philadelphia taken to the next level.
Anything stupid comedy. Heavy metal. Complex music. Action movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
and... um... five other awesome things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice equality type issues, problems with criminal justice, why marijuana is still illegal.

I'm always in process of writing a story or two.

Lately though I've been thinking primarily about alternative sexual lifestyles and how my public persona doesn't properly show my kinky nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on what I'm doing that night. Lately I've been going to the CSPC.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like being consensually abused... the non-consensual kind has gotten really old.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a member at the CSPC.
You think it sounds fun to get drunk and go to a model train show.
You have a strange desire to go skydiving with some random dude you met on OKCupid.
If you think there might be some chance that you're more perverted than me.