Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Trying to find a girl who is on par with me. Don't really like to
"date down". I'm a good looking guy with brains and good physics so
why settle to any less?
I prefer blondes and girls from eastern Europe/Russia.
Don't like (dating - as friends I'm not discriminating anyone)
hipsters, Asians, tattooed girls, piercings, red hair, weed
Just be nice and beautiful and we'll be fine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever comes my way, tryin' to handle it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining people and also pissing them off if they've deserved
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Read too many books in my life so don't wanna waste my precious
time on this planet reading them anymore. Porn movies. Comedy
shows. Rock N Roll. All kinds of foods except seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think you could sum it up in one: love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How random this life is in the end.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk chasing girls or home watching porn. Might sound pathetic,
yes, but at least I'm not tryin' to pretend my life is some flashy
fashion show from day to day. Actually it never is nor it shouldn't
be. And yours isn't either, no matter what you've written
On ATYPICAL Friday night I might be seen talking to fairies about
the power of love but it doesn't happen too often anymore. Guess
I'm slowly but surely coming of age or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's just say that there's something private in me that you'd be
more than happy with.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're not a hipster, don't have tattoos/genital piercings, like
cooking, like taking care of home and staying at home, like
children and you think you could be a good mom, haven't had casual
sex with 100 guys, you're not a whiner, ugly, too witty, if you
like to laugh and smile a lot even for no reason at all, you like
to take care of your appearance, aren't vegan, if you understand
that whatever job you might have, it doesn't really matter much.
Please don't even consider messaging me if you think you could boss
me around in any way.
I'm way nicer than you'd expect after reading this description, but
I'm only nice to nice people and I always give people back what
they give me whether it's good or bad. I'm always fair and I know
how to say "sorry" whenever I've been a dick like we all are
sometimes. I like to help karma happening.
And last: if you read all this crap this far, it probably means
that: A) you have a great sense of humor and you're not an uptight
bitch (message me :) )
B) you can't believe what you just read and that such a jerk
actually exists (have a nice day - don't message me, pour it all on
your shrink next time you meet)
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