you're not a hipster, don't have tattoos/genital piercings, like
cooking, like taking care of home and staying at home, like
children and you think you could be a good mom, haven't had casual
sex with 100 guys, you're not a whiner, ugly, too witty, if you
like to laugh and smile a lot even for no reason at all, you like
to take care of your appearance, aren't vegan, if you understand
that whatever job you might have, it doesn't really matter much.
Please don't even consider messaging me if you think you could boss
me around in any way.
I'm way nicer than you'd expect after reading this description, but
I'm only nice to nice people and I always give people back what
they give me whether it's good or bad. I'm always fair and I know
how to say "sorry" whenever I've been a dick like we all are
sometimes. I like to help karma happening.
And last: if you read all this crap this far, it probably means
that: A) you have a great sense of humor and you're not an uptight
bitch (message me :) )
B) you can't believe what you just read and that such a jerk
actually exists (have a nice day - don't message me, pour it all on
your shrink next time you meet)
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