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31 M Menlo Park, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Yesterday – 10:56pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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native californian with a quick wit and an interest in nearly everything. i like climbing rocks, cooking food, and reading books. i am honest and trustworthy, and though I like to speak, i know when to listen. i'm kind to animals and polite to people. i spend much of my free time by myself, not because i'm an introvert, but rather because i enjoy who i am and try to listen to my thoughts actively. i value a person who is true to their self and the others around them above all else. also, i love my family and friends. i studied literature and history in college and briefly in graduate school and wouldn't trade my time spent doing that for anything. Currently, I cook professionally as a chef and love it. I embrace different opinions and love to engage in lively conversation. I spend most of my time right now working, climbing and hiking with friends or alone and reading my way through my ever growing library. I aspire to write professionally someday or own a restaurant or both perhaps. At 31 I'm happier with my life than I've ever been and I think it will only get better. I'm usually quite sarcastic but in a good-natured way, and I love to laugh and smile. In short, I'm happy, intelligent, funny, polite, a good friend, interesting and my Mother tells me I'm quite handsome.
What I’m doing with my life
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working as a chef
reading lots and lots of books
climbing rocks
contemplating the incredible vastness of the universe
trying to find an awesome ladyfriend on okcupid
writing the world's greatest work of fiction
being sarcastic
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding the wrong word
using the internet to appear capable and well-rounded
jumping to conclusions
doing simple math in my head
giving hugs and high-5s
driving a manual
telling people what they need to hear
being sarcastic
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my insatiable intellect or my penchant for breaking out into song at the drop of a hat. also that i'm not wearing pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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don quixote
thomas pychon: special mention, against the day
dune series
neal stephenson: special mention, cryptonomicon
paradise lost
the big sleep
war and peace
a history of western philosophy
the illuminatus! trilogy
the count of monte cristo
foucault's pendulum
the classical tradition
empires of the word
a song of ice and fire
kurt vonnegut: special mention, the sirens of titan
no country for old men
william shakespeare: special mention, king lear
ancient greek literature
latin literature
to be continued...

the big lebowski

portugal. the man
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
climbing shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything, including:

why everyone is surprised that the government and corporations are spying on us. why wouldn't they?

why doesn't everyone love sriracha. it's goddamn amazing

which book i should read next

if this makes my ass look fat

why i'm not petting a furry non-human right now
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being awesome
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think sushi is overrated.
You should message me if
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you like to climb and would like a belay / bouldering partner

you want to go for a hike / walk / bike ride

you would like to talk about books and/or philosophy, economics, history, literature

you like to laugh / smile at life

you don't need religion to answer your questions

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