kaloramik
27 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
Long Story:
I come from a faraway land, where boys need only sit and look smart, and girls will flock to them (to work on homework together, but thats not important). It was a comfortable life, but ultimately the heavy cost of fun (and a bit of learning) made it unsustainable. After realizing the debt I incurred, I made my way out to the crisp forests of the Northwest, seeking gold and glory. The gold was decent, but whatever glory I may have had was shrouded by a persistent cloud of grey. It may have also been due to the job being boring.

But through the thick clouds, slight drizzle, and SF hippie wannabes, I heard a voice. It was that of the wise Ms. Katy Perry, accompanied by her advisor Snoop Dog. The women she spoke of, possessing such sunkissed skin, with bikinis on top, convinced me that surely there must be something in the water. Without delay, I packed my bags and headed South for this golden land of opportunity.

And now I'm here on OkCupid.

Short story:
Cornell-> Microsoft (1.5 years) -> startup in Palo Alto

Edit: now in SF
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a cool hip startup as a software engineer, while slowly and simultaneously working toward being a

- Taiwanese olympic snowboarder
- concert violinist
- backup dancer for Katy Perry
- Snoopy / Calvin Hobbes style cartoonist

On the side I also try to fit in tennis, bball, and a coding project of some sort.
I’m really good at
Impressing Moms.
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people say I look like Richard Gere...(I didnt say it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, Lotr, Pirates 1, the Illusionist, 10 Things, new Batman series, The Alchemist (there I threw in a real book) Game of Thrones, Naruto, HIMYM, Office, Family Guy, Puss in Boots, The Rock, Fearless, Ip Man

Food: Anything tasty in large quantities. My favorite dish is niu rou mian (beef noodle soup, spicier the better)

Music: Basically everything except modern classical.

Favorite classical pieces are Mendelssohn Eminor concerto, Beethoven 6th, Dvorak 9th,
The six things I could never do without
a goal in life, my computer, snow/mountains within a reasonable radius (thanks Tahoe), my youth,
large meals (at least once in a while), beef
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whats for dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
eating dinner with friends, going out, or working on one of the above career goals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I possess a stuffed cow. That is all I will say here.
You should message me if
You always want to order dessert/more food but feel guilty cause no one else wants to/ is as cool as you. Also if you wanna be friends
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