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23 Tampa, FL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
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Hispanic / Latin
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Christianity and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Here comes the storm in the form of a girl...
I am more of a man than you'll ever be,
and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
My hair is blonde.
For now.
Short. No, but really.
Driven. Usually.
Hilarious. Trust me.
Smart. You'll see.
Xbox or gtfo.
Musician. When I'm not dicking around.
Blunt as a mother fucker.
Generally naked.
I have the mouth of three sailors.
Crimson Tide, baby. (And no, I'm not talking about my period. Kthx.)
It's not easy being around me.
I have a very forceful personality.
All this bad belongs to me.
I have 12 piercings & 6 tattoos, and still counting.
Power lifters never cry.
I'm not skinny.
I don't want to be skinny.
Some find that hard to deal with.
Those people are not people I want in my life.
I support our troops, but am against war.
I will not take you for a ride, gentlemen.
Sarcasm. I has it.
I make fun of everyone equally.
There's no discrimination with my horrible, horrible humor.
Fuck it.

There's this girl who always follows me around, is super clingy, seriously jealous of other people getting my affection, and I'm pretty sure she's in love with me. Even though she does these things, I still love her with all my heart and I take care of her no matter what. Her name is Trixie, and she's my cat. :3
What I’m doing with my life
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Breathing. Laughing. Being awesome. Making inappropriate jokes. Living life as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing. Being sarcastic. Breathing. Gaming. Weightlifting. Having a baby face. Getting concussions. Quoting movies. Being fatabulous.

Here are things I'm not good at. Because I like to put my flaws out there for the world to know so there are no bad surprises in the future:
1. I'm blunt as fuck.
2. I can be a cunt when my ovaries make me. I don't mean to be, but sometimes it happens. I am good with romantic apologies, though.
3. I can only coddle for so long. If you're whining about stupid shit, I'm gonna tell you you're whining about stupid shit and then I'm gonna give you an encouraging pat on the back and send you about your way. Sorry, not sorry.
4. I'm super fucking goofy. Which apparently can be a flaw to some people. If that's a flaw for you, get the fuck out of my face.

I will add more when I realize what other flaws I have.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My angel baby face. And the fact that I'm fucking hilarious.

Honestly, though, you can think whatever you want of me, as long as you find me funny. You can call me fat, ugly, stupid, ignorant, what have you, as long as you add "but at least you're a comedic genius" at the end. That will make me happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, Harry Potter, Brave New World, The Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, Perks of Being a Wallflower, pretty much all Stephen King, Fifty Shades Trilogy (lol).
Movies: Harry Potter, Lion King, Step Brothers, Titanic, I Love You Man, etc.
Shows: Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Buffy, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Orange is the New Black.
Music: Bayside, Hole, and everything else.
Food: I'm not picky. Obviously.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Animals. Guitars. Air. Food. Friends. Sexbox.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When Anthony Raneri is gonna finally ask me to marry him.

Btw, totally ran into him at Warped. And he denied me a cigarette. It was dick of him, and I'd still marry him. That, my internet acquaintances, is called a true fan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Under the causeway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.
You should message me if
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You're awesome.

And for the love of Christ know the basic rules of grammar. If I find an overwhelming amount of grammatical errors in the message or your profile, chances are I won't message back. Yeah, I know. I'm kind of a 'cunt', blah blah blah.

Look, I have this girlfriend, right? But she's trans. And still has her penis. I'm gay. Like, really gay. So I'm looking for another girlfriend or "galpal" with whom i can casually date and have fun with. My girlfriend has another girlfriend who doesn't mind the penis. Does this make sense? Well, it's all new to me too. I understand if polyamorous things aren't for you. They weren't for me either until I tried this.