Here comes the storm in the form of a girl...
I am more of a man than you'll ever be,
and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
My hair is red.
Short. No, but really.
Hilarious. Trust me.
Smart. You'll see.
Xbox or gtfo.
Musician. When I'm not dicking around.
Blunt as a mother fucker.
I have the mouth of three sailors.
Crimson Tide, baby. (And no, I'm not talking about my period. Kthx.)
Give me that beckyyy.
IDGAF ALL THE TIME.
Show me your tits. (Ha.)
It's not easy being around me.
I have a very forceful personality.
All this bad belongs to me.
I have 12 piercings & 6 tattoos, and still counting.
Power lifters never cry.
I'm not skinny, and I'm sexy as fuck. :D
I support our troops, but am against war.
I will not take you for a ride, gentlemen.
Sarcasm. I has it.
I enjoy racist and sexist jokes.
I make fun of everyone equally.
There's no discrimination with my horrible, horrible humor.
There's this girl who always follows me around, is super clingy, seriously jealous of other people getting my affection, and I'm pretty sure she's in love with me. Even though she does these things, I still love her with all my heart and I take care of her no matter what. Her name is Trixie, and she's my cat. :3