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kalynmylove

22 F Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:39am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Here comes the storm in the form of a girl...
I am more of a man than you'll ever be,
and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
Pansexual.
My hair is red.
For now.
Short. No, but really.
Driven. Usually.
Hilarious. Trust me.
Smart. You'll see.
Xbox or gtfo.
Musician. When I'm not dicking around.
Blunt as a mother fucker.
Generally naked.
Feminist.
I have the mouth of three sailors.
Crimson Tide, baby. (And no, I'm not talking about my period. Kthx.)
Give me that beckyyy.
IDGAF ALL THE TIME.
Show me your tits. (Ha.)
It's not easy being around me.
I have a very forceful personality.
All this bad belongs to me.
I have 12 piercings & 6 tattoos, and still counting.
Power lifters never cry.
I'm not skinny, and I'm sexy as fuck. :D
I support our troops, but am against war.
I will not take you for a ride, gentlemen.
Sarcasm. I has it.
I enjoy racist and sexist jokes.
I make fun of everyone equally.
There's no discrimination with my horrible, horrible humor.
Nerd.
Fuck it.

There's this girl who always follows me around, is super clingy, seriously jealous of other people getting my affection, and I'm pretty sure she's in love with me. Even though she does these things, I still love her with all my heart and I take care of her no matter what. Her name is Trixie, and she's my cat. :3
What I’m doing with my life
Breathing. Laughing. Being awesome. Making inappropriate jokes. Living life as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Dancing. Being sarcastic. Breathing. Gaming. Weightlifting. Having a baby face. Getting concussions. Quoting movies. Being fatabulous.

Here are things I'm not good at. Because I like to put my flaws out there for the world to know so there are no bad surprises in the future:
1. I'm blunt as fuck.
2. I can be a cunt when my ovaries make me.
3. No matter how hard I try, everything in the world prevents me from going to school. I have witnesses to attest to that.
4. I can only coddle for so long. If you're whining about stupid shit, I'm gonna tell you you're whining about stupid shit and then I'm gonna give you an encouraging pat on the back and send you about your way. Sorry, not sorry.
5. I'm super fucking goofy. Which apparently can be a flaw to some people. If that's a flaw for you, get the fuck out of my face.

I will add more when I realize what other flaws I have.
The first things people usually notice about me
My angel baby face. And the fact that I'm fucking hilarious.

Honestly, doe, you can think whatever you want of me, as long as you find me funny. You can call me fat, ugly, stupid, ignorant, what have you, as long as you add "but at least you're a comedic genius" at the end. That will make me happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, Harry Potter, Brave New World, The Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, Perks of Being a Wallflower, pretty much all Stephen King, Fifty Shades Trilogy (lol).
Movies: Harry Potter, Lion King, Step Brothers, Titanic, I Love You Man, etc.
Shows: Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Buffy, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Orange is the New Black.
Music: Bayside, Hole, and everything else.
Food: I'm not picky. Obviously.
The six things I could never do without
Animals. Guitars. Air. Food. Friends. Sexbox.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When Anthony Raneri is gonna finally ask me to marry him.

Btw, totally ran into him at Warped. And he denied me a cigarette. It was dick of him, and I'd still marry him. That, my internet acquaintances, is called a true fan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Under the causeway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're awesome.

And for the love of Christ know the basic rules of grammar. If I find an overwhelming amount of grammatical errors in the message or your profile, chances are I won't message back. Yeah, I know. I'm kind of a 'cunt', blah blah blah.