Here comes the storm in the form of a girl...
I am more of a man than you'll ever be,
and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
But definitely lean more towards women.
My hair is blonde.
Short. No, but really.
Hilarious. Trust me.
Smart. You'll see.
Xbox or gtfo.
Musician. When I'm not dicking around.
Blunt as a mother fucker.
I have the mouth of three sailors.
Crimson Tide, baby. (And no, I'm not talking about my period. Kthx.)
IDGAF ALL THE TIME.
It's not easy being around me.
I have a very forceful personality.
All this bad belongs to me.
I have 12 piercings & 6 tattoos, and still counting.
Power lifters never cry.
I'm not skinny.
I don't want to be skinny.
Some find that hard to deal with.
Those people are not people I want in my life.
I support our troops, but am against war.
I will not take you for a ride, gentlemen.
Sarcasm. I has it.
I make fun of everyone equally.
There's no discrimination with my horrible, horrible humor.
There's this girl who always follows me around, is super clingy, seriously jealous of other people getting my affection, and I'm pretty sure she's in love with me. Even though she does these things, I still love her with all my heart and I take care of her no matter what. Her name is Trixie, and she's my cat. :3