Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
living in Austin,
since late 2002 and been here (for the most part) since
then. Sometimes people feel I'm arrogant or cocky and that's
probably because I prepare for things most don't think to prepare
I used to play league basketball
during summers, but it's
too hot for that and I'm switching to winters. When I'm not on the
court I'm either hanging out
with friends, planning
something, or relaxing (probably video games).
I login a few times a month to check out profiles, make friends, or
Moderater duty. Hopefully I've seen your profile for the first two
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At work, I'm what I like to call a Data Jedi Knight
work in the technology
industry and help with
safely getting data from one system to another.
I recently left Toastmasters
, but not before
getting good at quickly crafting stories and jokes that may or may
not be based on true events.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting results quickly, basketball (well, defense anyway), and
noticing patterns others don't see. I also seem to be good at
flirting and not realize I'm doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are my smile and temperament. I'm told that I seem to be able to
make an impression. Not sure how good or bad that is...
I tend to treat those close to me like others treat the people they
date. Add being bisexual to the mix and I can see how this could be
even more confusing to some. This isn't the part where I convince
you men can be bisexual.... Instead ask yourself
why you hang out with certain friends more than others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't always read, but when I do there's
a test involved or a movie.
Top 3 Movies: Cruel Intentions
, Hunger Games
Top 3 Shows: Game of Thrones
, Once Upon a Time
Top 3 Musicians: Pitbull
, and Nicki Minaj
I tend to stick with foods you'd find on Ol'
McDonald's farm. humming E-I-E-I-O
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Basic human needs (water, food, etc).
2. Microsoft Excel (it gets me paid).
3. My "Go To" people (friends, family, and fans).
4. Unlimited texting (because who still calls...eh....sorta
5. Comedy (I love to laugh).
6. Hmmm..... wait.... give me a sec.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...how to turn something that I have observed into a joke that
works my personal collection of jokes.
...wording choices we use and how people hear them.
...Game of Thrones. Do I really have to say more?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
mostly likely watching tv or a movie while catching up on things I
didn't get done in the past week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I am usually smiling because I have the most random
thoughts all the time.
You should message me if
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you want to chat about or do something entertaining, can work the
Pythagorean Theorem into the conversation, or interested in making
a new friend (gotta start somewhere).
I'm pretty good about responding to IMs and messages. However, if
your profile has next to nothing about you and just one blurry pic
I may be less inclined to respond.
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