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semiearlyriser

35 Los Angeles, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I have a couple ideas for Home Shopping Network gadgets which-- once I secure an investor-- are going to make me incredibly wealthy. Seriously, any day now. So if you think we might be a good match, you should drop me a note quickly. Cause after the Kookie Keeper turns me into a multimillionaire, I'm going to have to delete my OkCupid profile and join one of those Executive Matchmaker clubs that are advertised in in-flight magazines, where a soft-touched blond "professional matchmaker" with big bossoms stuffed into a white pant suit jacket promises to set my discriminating, wealthy, VIP ass up on a lunch date with some serious arm candy. You have been warned.

Also I like casual badminton (mostly for the ample opportunities to talk about shuttlecocks), cycling (road), trail running, picnics, and being near and in beautiful bodies of water without sharks or menacing seaweed that feels exactly like sharks.

Food is perhaps my biggest passion. I think about it all the time. When I travel, I spend most of my time pretending to be fully focused on absorbing the culture, while secretly I'm always just plotting my next meal- even if I just ate 20 minutes before. I love reading recipes, planning menus, and cooking for friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding excellent bargains, particularly for services for which one should not seek bargains (e.g. tattoos, orthodontics, etc.) Remarkably, I have made it this far without contracting diseases or sustaining any serious bodily harm, but I am unfortunately the owner of a couple (small) ugly tattoos and a completely useless retainer.

Repeatedly taking stupid short cuts (especially in the kitchen) that I know I shouldn't take that cause minor physical injury and make me question whether I have some very rare and specific learning disability.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm taller than you. I'm open to dating shorter guys- there are so many qualities in a partner that are more important to me than height- but dating will be a lot less of an occupational hazard if you are 6'+.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food- if you don't freaking LOVE eating quality, real, whole, and veggie-heavy foods, we would probably have a very stunted relationship. Thoroughly enjoying a meal with another person is one of life's greatest pleasures, in my mind.

Music/Listening- I love music, but haven't been adequately inspired recently. I like mostly like electro-y, poppy, energetic shit with beats, but also enjoy more chill, mellow, almost-folky stuff.

In the car, I mostly listen to kcrw and shitty pop or hip hop. There have been some pretty awesome moments of soundbite juxtaposition while flipping through my preset stations, catching a bit of NPR followed by Power 106. You can't say my education isn't well-rounded!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Mario Lopez has managed to hold onto his half-celebrity status for over 2 decades, despite his complete lack of talent or appeal.

If sticking your hand down the garbage disposal to retrieve an errant spoon is indeed the creepiest feeling in the world.
You should message me if
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You are an honest, loving, and kind person at your core, and you also value this above all else in a potential partner. You think we will enjoy each other's sense of humor. You're an optimist who's enthusiastic and curious about other people and life around you. You're committed to lifelong growth and open to trying new things. You manage a good work/life balance. You're identify as liberal- at the very least on social issues. Living on the east side would be a major plus. You're at a place in your life where settling down with a person with whom you really connected is something you want.

[*Incongruently worded add-on: Being health-conscious increasingly strikes me as an essential quality in a partner. It goes far beyond aesthetics, although that certainly is a piece of it. I want to share the joy of being active in beautiful places with a partner, and to be able to cheer one another on on the inevitable days when the healthy choice isn't the easy one. This seems especially important as we all age; I intend to be a spry senior, and I want the same from my companion!

...But I also appreciate balance. Eating and drinking well and sometimes indulgently- as long as it's balanced with health-consciousness most of the time (also delicious!!!)- is another pleasure that I hope to always make room for. In an ideal world, I'd find a partner who shares a love of healthy food and exercise, but also a willingness to cut loose and live it up on regular occasion.]

...Or, alternatively, you are interested in an investment opportunity of a lifetime and wish to schedule a business meeting to discuss the feasibility of producing the Kookie Keeper on a very large scale.