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semiearlyriser

35 Los Angeles, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I have a couple ideas for Home Shopping Network gadgets which-- once I secure an investor-- are going to make me incredibly wealthy. Seriously, any day now. So if you think we might be a good match, you should drop me a note quickly. Cause after the Kookie Keeper turns me into a multimillionaire, I'm going to have to delete my OkCupid profile and join one of those Executive Matchmaker clubs that are advertised in in-flight magazines, where a soft-touched blond "professional matchmaker" with big bossoms stuffed into a white pant suit jacket promises to set my discriminating, wealthy, VIP ass up on a lunch date with some serious arm candy. You have been warned.

In my free time, I like to be outside as much as possible- trail running in Griffith Park, cycling (road), having picnics, and being near and in beautiful bodies of water without sharks or menacing seaweed that feels exactly like sharks.

Food is perhaps my biggest passion. I think about it all the time. When I travel, I spend most of my time pretending to be fully focused on absorbing the culture, while secretly I'm always just plotting my next meal- even if I just ate 20 minutes before. I love reading recipes, planning menus, and cooking for friends.
I’m really good at
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Finding excellent bargains, particularly for services for which one should not seek bargains (e.g. tattoos, orthodontics, etc.) Remarkably, I have made it this far without contracting diseases or sustaining any serious bodily harm, but I am unfortunately the owner of a couple (small) ugly tattoos and a completely useless retainer.

Repeatedly taking stupid short cuts (especially in the kitchen) that I know I shouldn't take that cause minor physical injury and make me question whether I have some very rare and specific learning disability.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm taller than you. I'm open to dating shorter guys- there are so many qualities in a partner that are more important to me than height- but dating will be a lot less of an occupational hazard if you are 6'+.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food- if you don't freaking LOVE eating quality, real, whole, and veggie-heavy foods, we would probably have a very stunted relationship. Thoroughly enjoying a meal with another person is one of life's greatest pleasures, in my mind.

Music/Listening- I love music but am listening to more singles rather than whole albums these days so it's hard to say who my favorites are. Some artists that stand out that I've been listening to in the last year or so include: Chet Faker; SOHN; The War on Drugs; Cymbals; Conner Youngblood; Glass Animals; Future Islands; Lemaitre; and... okay, I'll be honest- Taylor Swift. I'd actually love some recommendations as I feel like I've been in a bit of a music rut. I used to go to a lot more shows and would be into doing that again if I had show-going buddies in this city.

In the car, I mostly listen to kcrw and shitty pop or hip hop. There have been some pretty awesome moments of soundbite juxtaposition while flipping through my preset stations, catching a bit of NPR followed by Power 106. You can't say my education isn't well-rounded!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Mario Lopez has managed to hold onto his half-celebrity status for over 2 decades, despite his complete lack of talent or appeal.

If sticking your hand down the garbage disposal to retrieve an errant spoon is indeed the creepiest feeling in the world.

Why fat free dairy products are permitted to be called food.
You should message me if
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You are an honest, loving, and kind person at your core, and you also value this above all else in a potential partner. You think we will enjoy each other's sense of humor. You're enthusiastic and appreciative, committed to lifelong growth and open to trying new things. You manage a comfortable work/life balance and take good care of your health. You're athletic and love being outside. You're at a place in your life where "settling down" with a person with whom you really connected is something you actively desire.

...Or, you are interested in an investment opportunity of a lifetime and wish to schedule a business meeting to discuss the feasibility of producing the Kookie Keeper on a very large scale.