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43 Mankato, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:12am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Brutal honesty, that's my motto.

I am human. I get cranky, sarcastic, and pissy. I won't wash the dishes until I'm eating cereal out of a coffee mug. Cleaning is anathema to me. I also use big words because, contrary to current popularity, I am educated and I read a lot. I let loose and swear. Sometimes a lot. I fart. I burp. I am a Normal. Person.

That being said, I am wonderful. I am so fucking awesome I should glitter. I am honest to a fault, generous, loving and demonstrative, and romantic as hell. I will leave little notes on the mirror to say 'I love you' just because I can. I will come pick you up anywhere at 3am because I know if you called me, you need me. I will surprise you with flowers because I'm a dork and I do that. I will break into song for no particular reason and I will laugh out loud at a joke that I only just now understood. I talk to myself, argue with myself, and sometimes I even win.

Drop me a line and I might respond. If you're a troll, I won't. (That means if you send me a generic message or just a 'Hello', I'm not going to waste my time. I said it above-I'm just being honest.) If you're strong enough to read this tiny bit of honesty in a sea of pretty little lies and flowery words, be brave. Send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Cake Designer, but I'm not Buddy or Duff. I know my way around the big leagues of the area, but I have no time or desire for the Big Leagues (Hence the capital letters) of New Jersey or Baltimore or any other metropolis. I work the overnight shift, so I'm usually home during the days.

I just recently got another job, so I'm a busy little beaver. I now work 70 hrs a week, but it's not as bad as it sounds-one of my jobs is from home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything creative, artistic, and hands on. I love art in all of its forms, just don't ask me if something is Impressionist, Art-Deco or Rococo. My artist sense is inherent and self-taught, not university schooled.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is either my hair or my smile. I'm a Leo, so my mane is my pride and joy, and I think it even looks pretty good ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Serenity, First Knight, Encino Man, Hide, The Losers.

TV: Leverage, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Supernatural, Farscape, Magnificent Seven.

My movie/TV tastes are all over the board. I love action and horror, hate comedies. Hate RomComs, but LOVED the ZomRomCom 'Warm Bodies'-Fuckin' hilarious. Go Fig.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Water, Fami....shit, C/C/P from everyone else's profiles.
Truth: My Family
My Cats (Yes, crazy cat lady here, but they're mine.)
My Books
My Internet Buds
My Art
My....huh....#6 is up for grabs. Wanna be My Number Six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think. It hurts.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my way home after a 10-12 hour shift and ready to relax!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an HCOC. Hyperactive Cricket On Crack. Not that that means that I run everywhere like crazy, no. If I did that, I'd be 93 pounds. No, I mean My attention span is that of a cricket-boing! Right now I'm working veryhardsquirrel! on concentrating on this essay. That means, I forget EVERYTHING.

Unless it's a squirrel.

Or a tinkertoy.
You should message me if
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Well, you should just message me. :D

However, I will add that I want you to be close to Mankato, at least in southern MN. I've done the whole long distance crap, and that does NOT work for me. Even if it does for you, I'm sick of trying that. So if you're in a different state or country, don't even bother. Sorry if that's rude, but I'm not looking for penpals here.