I am human. I get cranky, sarcastic, and pissy. I won't wash the dishes until I'm eating cereal out of a coffee mug. Cleaning is anathema to me. I also use big words because, contrary to current popularity, I am educated and I read a lot. I let loose and swear. Sometimes a lot. I fart. I burp. I am a Normal. Person.
That being said, I am wonderful. I am so fucking awesome I should glitter. I am honest to a fault, generous, loving and demonstrative, and romantic as hell. I will leave little notes on the mirror to say 'I love you' just because I can. I will come pick you up anywhere at 3am because I know if you called me, you need me. I will surprise you with flowers because I'm a dork and I do that. I will break into song for no particular reason and I will laugh out loud at a joke that I only just now understood. I talk to myself, argue with myself, and sometimes I even win.
Drop me a line and I might respond. If you're a troll, I won't. If you're strong enough to read this tiny bit of honesty in a sea of pretty little lies and flowery words, be brave. Send me a message.