Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Brutal honesty, that's my motto.
I am human. I get cranky, sarcastic, and pissy. I won't wash the
dishes until I'm eating cereal out of a coffee mug. Cleaning is
anathema to me. I also use big words because, contrary to current
popularity, I am educated and I read a lot. I let loose and swear.
Sometimes a lot. I fart. I burp. I am a Normal. Person.
That being said, I am wonderful. I am so fucking awesome I should
glitter. I am honest to a fault, generous, loving and
demonstrative, and romantic as hell. I will leave little notes on
the mirror to say 'I love you' just because I can. I will come pick
you up anywhere at 3am because I know if you called me, you need
me. I will surprise you with flowers because I'm a dork and I do
that. I will break into song for no particular reason and I will
laugh out loud at a joke that I only just now understood. I talk to
myself, argue with myself, and sometimes I even win.
Drop me a line and I might respond. If you're a troll, I won't. If
you're strong enough to read this tiny bit of honesty in a sea of
pretty little lies and flowery words, be brave. Send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a Cake Designer, but I'm not Buddy or Duff. I know my way
around the big leagues of the area, but I have no time or desire
for the Big Leagues (Hence the capital letters) of New Jersey or
Baltimore or any other metropolis. I'm a known entity in my town,
and I like it that way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything creative, artistic, and hands on. I love art in all of its
forms, just don't ask me if something is Impressionist, Art-Deco or
Rococo. My artist sense is inherent and self-taught, not university
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is either my hair or my smile. I'm a Leo, so my mane is my pride
and joy, and I think it even looks pretty good ;)
The blonde photos were taken just before I educated myself-I'm now
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Serenity, First Knight, Encino Man, Hide, The Expendables.
TV: Leverage, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Supernatural, Farscape,
BSG. My movie/TV tastes are all over the board. I love action and
horror, hate comedies. Hate RomComs, but LOVED the ZomRomCom 'Warm
Bodies'-Fuckin' hilarious. Go Fig.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Water, Fami....shit, C/C/P from everyone else's
Truth: My Family
My Cats (Yes, crazy cat lady here, but they're mine.)
My Internet Buds
My....huh....#6 is up for grabs. Wanna be My Number Six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think. It hurts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my way home after a 10-12 hour shift and ready to relax!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an HCOC. Hyperactive Cricket On Crack. Not that that means that
I run everywhere like crazy, no. If I did that, I'd be 93 pounds.
No, I mean My attention span is that of a cricket-boing! Right now
I'm working veryhardsquirrel! on concentrating on this essay. That
means, I forget EVERYTHING.
Unless it's a squirrel.
Or a tinkertoy.
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