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42 F Mankato, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Brutal honesty, that's my motto.

I am human. I get cranky, sarcastic, and pissy. I won't wash the dishes until I'm eating cereal out of a coffee mug. Cleaning is anathema to me. I also use big words because, contrary to current popularity, I am educated and I read a lot. I let loose and swear. Sometimes a lot. I fart. I burp. I am a Normal. Person.

That being said, I am wonderful. I am so fucking awesome I should glitter. I am honest to a fault, generous, loving and demonstrative, and romantic as hell. I will leave little notes on the mirror to say 'I love you' just because I can. I will come pick you up anywhere at 3am because I know if you called me, you need me. I will surprise you with flowers because I'm a dork and I do that. I will break into song for no particular reason and I will laugh out loud at a joke that I only just now understood. I talk to myself, argue with myself, and sometimes I even win.

Drop me a line and I might respond. If you're a troll, I won't. If you're strong enough to read this tiny bit of honesty in a sea of pretty little lies and flowery words, be brave. Send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Cake Designer, but I'm not Buddy or Duff. I know my way around the big leagues of the area, but I have no time or desire for the Big Leagues (Hence the capital letters) of New Jersey or Baltimore or any other metropolis. I'm a known entity in my town, and I like it that way.
I’m really good at
Anything creative, artistic, and hands on. I love art in all of its forms, just don't ask me if something is Impressionist, Art-Deco or Rococo. My artist sense is inherent and self-taught, not university schooled.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is either my hair or my smile. I'm a Leo, so my mane is my pride and joy, and I think it even looks pretty good ;)

The blonde photos were taken just before I educated myself-I'm now a redhead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Serenity, First Knight, Encino Man, Hide, The Expendables. TV: Leverage, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Supernatural, Farscape, BSG. My movie/TV tastes are all over the board. I love action and horror, hate comedies. Hate RomComs, but LOVED the ZomRomCom 'Warm Bodies'-Fuckin' hilarious. Go Fig.
The six things I could never do without
Air, Water, Fami....shit, C/C/P from everyone else's profiles.
Truth: My Family
My Cats (Yes, crazy cat lady here, but they're mine.)
My Books
My Internet Buds
My Art
My....huh....#6 is up for grabs. Wanna be My Number Six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try not to think. It hurts.

On a typical Friday night I am
On my way home after a 10-12 hour shift and ready to relax!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an HCOC. Hyperactive Cricket On Crack. Not that that means that I run everywhere like crazy, no. If I did that, I'd be 93 pounds. No, I mean My attention span is that of a cricket-boing! Right now I'm working veryhardsquirrel! on concentrating on this essay. That means, I forget EVERYTHING.

Unless it's a squirrel.

Or a tinkertoy.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Well, you should just message me. :D