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kanonochi

23 Edwardsville, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I recently graduated from SIUE with a BA in Mass Communications and a minor in Creative Writing. I'm mostly a very laid back person, if there's no drama then I'll do whatever. I enjoy playing guitar (badly) and video games (slightly better), as well as reading and writing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just graduated with my Bachelor's from SIUE at the end of December. Right now I'm on the hunt for a job and trying to just start my life finally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to think that I'm quite intelligent, and I do possess a killer sense of humor. Although there is a large component of my sense of humor made up of puns, I still think I'm a funny guy. And if you like puns, all the better. I'm also very good at reaching things in high places and giving hugs, but that's just because I'm a big guy.

I have been told I give great shoulder massages as well, but I don't know if that's weird to brag about on a dating website.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, both on the top and front of my head. I kind of get scruffy if I let my hair grow out for a while, and the longer I take to get it cut the more I look sort of homeless. But, in a good way. Like the old hobo that gives you advice and turns out to be a supernatural being.

Anyway, that got on a tangent. I'm also pretty loud, so you can hear me from a ways away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Zombie Survival guide, The sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, anything by Orson Scott Card. I love sci fi, fantasy and the occasional biography.

Top 5 Movies: Back to the future, Scott Pilgrim, Inception, Kick Ass, Ferris Beuller's Day off.

Music: Say Anything is definitely my favorite band, but other than that I enjoy Arctic Monkeys, Motion City Soundtrack, The Front Bottoms, Black Keys, Passion Pit, anything Ben Gibbard puts out (death cab for cutie and Postal Service) and whatever else good I come across, including a ton of 90s alt music and such.

Food:Mexican food, Chinese food, Italian food. In that order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
my mind
car
food
water
a comfy bed to sleep on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, myself and my future, the universe, and a bunch of stories floating around in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working. If I'm not slaving away, I'm probably up at a gaming shop playing Magic: the Gathering. I've started to get more into the competitive scene and it's both infuriating and fun as all get out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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For about 20 years I didn't know that separate was one word.

I thought to separate was a word, and two things were seperate from each other. The first 20 years of my life, just completely altered. It's changed me forever.
You should message me if
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You wanna chat or whatever really. I'm just a friendly guy :)