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23 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Curtis. In the first place, I'm incredibly shy, so sorry about that. Trust me, I'm not trying to be rude and I'm not stuck up, just incredibly shy and awkward.

After that, I'd say my other biggest traits are that I'm a good person to talk to, I trust very easily, and I'm always making jokes about everything and trying to get people to laugh. I really don't like things being too serious!

I'm really looking to make some friends, I really need people to get to know and do things with. More points if you can really get me out and socializing further! :D

"I think the Beatles were right." "I want to hold your hand?" "No, why don't we do it in the road?"
What I’m doing with my life
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I just graduated from Texas A&M and just got a new job in IT. and trying to catch my breath some since i just moved back to Houston. Trying to get out more and get into more hobbies now too.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh, whether its at a funny joke, or at the fact that my joke fell so flat you're laughing at me....both plenty appreciated! I'm fairly decent at video games, preferably cooperative, and definitely in the same room playing together whenever possible. As I said before, a wonderful listener, as well as being a great distraction for you from the crap eating at you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair: Whether short or more usually really long, its always a mess, but not bad hair in-and-of-itself.

I'm usually looking down, or laughing to myself, or just plain out of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like all kinds of manga, Hellsing is the best. Read a ton of books in general and can't think of any I'd claim as my favorite.
Correction- Just finished John Dies At The End. It was incredible. Everybody should read it. Most entertaining thing ever!

Movies: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Nightmare Before Christmas, Clerks, Zombieland, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Reservoir Dogs, Oliver and Company, Fox and the Hound, Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Shows: Simpsons, King of the Hill, American Dad, Fullmetal Alchemist(both), FLCL, Eden of the East, Clannad, Ugly Americans, The Walking Dead, Samurai Champloo, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Rick and Morty, Space Dandy

Music: NIRVANA, Queen, The Beatles, Spose, The Rolling Stones, Rammstein, System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, Black Sabbath, Dethklok, Gorrilaz, Journey, The Killers, all for a start.

Food: Gumbo, Red beans and rice, chili, Hamburgers, Steak, Shrimp, Chinese and Mexican foods, Buffalo Wild Wings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
Hot Showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I'd like to do, or opportunities that I have missed because of being such an introvert and how I can fight it.

A lot goes to how I need to go farther away, and travel a lot. I want to see a lot more of the world, and my mind is constantly on that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wanting to go out. Or have drinks and watch movies or okay games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I almost never enjoy spending time alone.

Also, after years here, the first person I've seen that comes in at 0%enemy on here was a few weeks ago, and me randomly running across my best friend, lmao. So if you're 0 or anything close, we should at least try to become friends, haha.
You should message me if
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You're bored, you want to laugh, or you just want to talk at all to quite the strange person. You're looking for a friend, or something else, and you're willing to put up with a little bit of an awkward phase with me before getting to someone really good.

Or if you want some vodka and Mario Kart!

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