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kaotishe

40 Columbia, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a soulless Ronin roaming the Bleak Seasons of the American heartland. I would say I was righting wrongs and fighting injustice... but I would not know where to begin. Nothing is real all is illusion... all hail Eris - and the rest of the "dwarf planets"

I am polyamorous, heteroflexible and somewhere between spiritual and agnostic. I lost a few pounds, sometimes I find them again - they occassionally try to come back with friends. I exercise sort of regularly (not really home enough to manage reguarly) and enjoy food way to much, but I seem to be maintaining some equalibrium, mainly though denying myself all the things I really want to eat.

I travel a lot. I have been to England twice, Brazil twice (lived there for 7 months in 04), Canada three times and St lucia, Spain, France (including Monaco), Italy (including the Vatican), Greece and Turkey all once. I am thinking of making mexico this winter, have to see how that goes.

This leaves me with 4 States 88 Countries and 4 Continents to go!

If you want to see more of me then check these out http://shatteredimagesphotography.com/brendan most of these are older - trying to keep current ones on OKC
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a professional photographer who has been busy starting my own photography company Shattered Images Photography. I love martial arts, scuba, 4x4 off road, anthropology, debating, rock climbing, skeet and target shooting and too many other things to mention.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, marksmanship, with power tools, photography, strategy games and tactical games and yes there IS a difference, General DIY kind of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you tell me???

That I should not be allowed to dress myself.

Kapata911 says "the overwhelming sense of perversion."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Illuminatus Trilogy, Chronicles of the Black Company, The Hollows series, Dragon Lance, A game of Thrones, the Wheel of Time, Gerrat P.I., Jill Kissmet (Kick Ass Bitch) - those are a few of my favorites, I have enough books to fill over one dozen bookshelves, and I am not kidding.

Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, The Breakfast Club, V For Vendetta - I own about 350 films on VHS and DVD so I probably have somehting you like

(I have been slowly replacing all of my VHS with DVD, but since Netflix I am no longer quite so obsessive about buying films)

Lords of Acid, No Doubt, Faith No More, Metallica, Ani DeFranco, Lisa Loeb, Cowboy Mouth, Linkin Park, Katy Perry, LA MOVIDA - This is just a few I have WAY more music then I can keep track of. Dislike country and prefer old school rap to most of the stuff from the last 20 years.

Pretty much anything made from cows - big fan of Italian, I love sushi - love to bbq. I love to cook I do a big Thanks Giving and usually do 3 or 4 main courses. Last year I only did a pork shoulder and a rack of lamb, but the previous year I did roast beef, roast deer, goose and turkey. I usually do a big BBQ for the forth of July, have not decided on this years menu, last year it was steak, hamburgers, brawtworst, and chicken breasts. This year I am leaning towards beer bath brawts and filet mignon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
SEX, Beer, donuts, air, food, water - yes in that order And sure I am being fasicious - mostly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
42 - but what was the question - realizing that god appologized for the inconvinience - the air speed volocity of unladen swallows - why we drive in a parkway
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"They say goldfish have no memory, I guess there lives are much like mine and the little plastic castle is a surprise every time, and its hard to say if there happy but they don't seem much to mind..."

My life is random - there is not really a typical anything - and yet still it is not that exciting either ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pee sitting down??? is that private? I am not really a private guy. I am fond of being naked too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want too - or if you are anything like Abby Sciuto because Oh my god that chick is a total turn on. :-) intelligence is way hot! Tilda Swinton is pretty hawt too. You are a Quality Time or Touch Primary kind of person. You like to wear leather.

You are ok with poly, I am not exclusive.

You have thoughts on "XXy" or "The Beautiful Boxer"

You know these quotes;

"you were always half crazy, now look at you baby
make about as much sense as a nursery rhyme
love is a piano dropped out a four story window
and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time

I don't like your girlfriend, yeah I don't like her
never seen one of your lovers do you so much harm
I loved you first and you know I would prefer
if she didn't empty her syringes into your arm..."

"look I'm standing naked before you
Don't you want more then my sex?
I can scream as loud as your last one
But I can't claim innocence..."

"Darling I've been around
I've been up and down your block
in fact I have been all over town
down by the lake and
underneath the table in my living room
outside by the blue blue moon
you can call me what you will
call me a slut, call me a jaded pill
Darling I got your number now
I'm not a virgin anymore..."

"A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather..."

"I can't remember the inane things I started babbling about then.
I knew it didn't really matter. She wasn't listening.
She just yanked up on the emergency brake, dropped her seat back and told me to lie on top of her.
On top of those leather pants of hers, extreamly expensive leather pants mind you
Her hands immediately guiding mine over those soft, slightly oily folds.
Positioning my fingers on the shiny metal tabs. Small and round like a tear.
Then murmmering a murmmer so inaudible that even though I could feel her lips tremble against my ear,
she seemed far, far away.
"Pinch it," she said, which I did lightly.
Until she also said, "pull it," which I also did.
Gently parting the teeth one at a time down, under and beneath the longest unzipping of my life."

"I saw you as you walked across my room
you looked out the window you lookded at the moon
and you sat on the corner of my bed
and you smoked with the ghost in the back of my head..."

"A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho.
Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
AHHHHHHHHH..."

"It is complete now-two ends of time
are neatly tied
a one-way street, she's walking to the
end of the line
and there she meets the faces she sees in
her heart and mind
They say-goodbye-tomorrow Wendy's
going to die"

"Rowena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her up.
Dee Dee's mother left her father, took his money and his truck.
Debby Ray had no such problems, perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Nina sixteen, had a baby, left her parents, lived alone.
Bobbie joined a new wave band and changed her name to Bobbie-Socks.
Eloise who played guitar, she sang songs about whales and cops.
Terry didn't give a shit, was just a nihilist.
Robin was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.
Jezabel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier.
Dinah drove her Chevorlet into the San Francisco Bay.
Judy came from Ohio, she's a Scientologist.
Amaranda, here's a kiss, I chose you to end this list."

"A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita's all I need,
A little bit of Tina's what I see.
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long.
A little bit of Jessica here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!"