Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want too - or if you are anything like Abby Sciuto because Oh
my god that chick is a total turn on. :-) intelligence is way hot!
Tilda Swinton is pretty hawt too. You are a Quality Time or Touch
Primary kind of person. You like to wear leather.
You are ok with poly, I am not exclusive.
You have thoughts on "XXy" or "The Beautiful Boxer"
You know these quotes;
"you were always half crazy, now look at you baby
make about as much sense as a nursery rhyme
love is a piano dropped out a four story window
and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time
I don't like your girlfriend, yeah I don't like her
never seen one of your lovers do you so much harm
I loved you first and you know I would prefer
if she didn't empty her syringes into your arm..."
"look I'm standing naked before you
Don't you want more then my sex?
I can scream as loud as your last one
But I can't claim innocence..."
"Darling I've been around
I've been up and down your block
in fact I have been all over town
down by the lake and
underneath the table in my living room
outside by the blue blue moon
you can call me what you will
call me a slut, call me a jaded pill
Darling I got your number now
I'm not a virgin anymore..."
"A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather..."
"I can't remember the inane things I started babbling about
I knew it didn't really matter. She wasn't listening.
She just yanked up on the emergency brake, dropped her seat back
and told me to lie on top of her.
On top of those leather pants of hers, extreamly expensive leather
pants mind you
Her hands immediately guiding mine over those soft, slightly oily
Positioning my fingers on the shiny metal tabs. Small and round
like a tear.
Then murmmering a murmmer so inaudible that even though I could
feel her lips tremble against my ear,
she seemed far, far away.
"Pinch it," she said, which I did lightly.
Until she also said, "pull it," which I also did.
Gently parting the teeth one at a time down, under and beneath the
longest unzipping of my life."
"I saw you as you walked across my room
you looked out the window you lookded at the moon
and you sat on the corner of my bed
and you smoked with the ghost in the back of my head..."
"A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho.
Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
"It is complete now-two ends of time
are neatly tied
a one-way street, she's walking to the
end of the line
and there she meets the faces she sees in
her heart and mind
They say-goodbye-tomorrow Wendy's
going to die"
"Rowena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her
Dee Dee's mother left her father, took his money and his
Debby Ray had no such problems, perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Nina sixteen, had a baby, left her parents, lived alone.
Bobbie joined a new wave band and changed her name to
Eloise who played guitar, she sang songs about whales and
Terry didn't give a shit, was just a nihilist.
Robin was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.
Jezabel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier.
Dinah drove her Chevorlet into the San Francisco Bay.
Judy came from Ohio, she's a Scientologist.
Amaranda, here's a kiss, I chose you to end this list."
"A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita's all I need,
A little bit of Tina's what I see.
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long.
A little bit of Jessica here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!"