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Kapitan-Nemo

25 / M / Straight / Available

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:21pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello there! please come in and make yourself comfortable. can I get you anything? coffee? tea? perhaps something stronger. how about that rain, eh? ghastly.

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I should have you know I am now the proud owner of animal print underwear.. oh yeah. finally!

Enjoy this bunch of words! they may or may not describe me: spontaneous, indecisive, shy, artistic, comedic, creative, poly, hungry, strange, twisted, kinky etc etc etc.

I'm shy! rarely message people on here first but will usually reply.
I'm also POLY. I live with my primary. inquire within.
What I’m doing with my life
Work in progress.
I’m really good at
Fire breathing, sewing, drawing, making jewelry, dressing snazzy, staying up until sunrise THEN going to bed..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Kwoon, Tarran the Tailor, Dead Brothers, The Wet Spots, Muse, Beck, Radiohead, Maria in the Shower, Danny Elfman, Elvis Costello, Benoit Charest, Bjork, Ween, Vagabond Opera, Elliott Smith, Gorillaz, The Left Rights, Jess Hill, Massive Attack, March Fourth Marching Band, Yann Tiersen, Pomplamoose, PIXIES, That 1 Guy, Annette Hanshaw, Messy Stench, Amanda Palmer, Patrick Watson, The Peculiar Pretzelmen, Evelyn Evelyn, Sxip Shirey, The Mills Brothers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Leon Redbone, Cab Calloway, David Bowie, Tom Waits, The Tiger Lillies, Thee Hobo Gobbelins, Hans Zimmer, Michael Jackson, Gogol Bordello, Vitas, Ancient Rugged Revival, Mike Soviet, Dusty Flowerpot Cabaret, Aphex Twin, Fur Bearing Animals, Larry Stallion
Or you could just check out my grooveshark list
http://grooveshark.com/#!/eenymeenymynemo/collection

Books: Neil Gaiman, Gerald Brom, and R.L. Stine

Food: Steady diet of healthy morning smoothies and fire pizza off commercial drive (that place will be the death of me)
The six things I could never do without
I'm trying to de-clutter my space so I'm trying to get into the thought of what CAN I do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
do they ride sea horses in water polo?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had a profile for 3 years, I've never met anybody on here, and I've only been messaged by 4 people. one of which was a transsexual prostitute offering cocaine and action (not kidding even a little)... I'm not sure I'm using this site right..
(I have NO problem with trans peeps, nor do I have a huge issue with safe prostitution.. not a big fan of coke though so I just dunno how I sent out the signal to attract such a combination...)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
If you are Yolandi Visser and are here to take me to bed. Please don't be gentle..

on another note also looking for people to hang out, watch cartoons, play video games, do arts and crafts, or play cards against humanity at the storm crow and make out just a little bit with.
Also looking for a gym buddy to kick my butt into action