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41 M Milton, Ontario, CA

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  • Ages 27–68
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My Details

Last Online
Oct 15, 2006
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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OK, let's go through the basics: I'm white, male, straight, Christian, married, and in my 30s. I'm interested in meeting/talking to other OkCupid folks that share the same hobbies and that's it. I live in Ontario Canada and I recently moved from Toronto to Milton.

My spare time is largely devoted to gaming of the non-video variety. Pen-and-paper RPGs (roleplaying games) are my favourite but that has given way to more board games and card games lately since they require far less setup time and commitment from other people. My favourite games right now are:

Roleplaying: AFMBE, Call of Cthulhu, d20 Modern, Deadlands Reloaded, Dungeons and Dragons, HackMaster, Kobolds Ate My Baby, Kult, Low Life, My Life With Master, Paranoia, Savage Worlds, Serenity, Star Wars d20, Toon, True20, Wars.

Board/Card/Miniatures: Arkham Horror, Carcassonne, Chez Geek, Hack, Hecatomb, High Stakes Drifter, Munchkin, Pirates CSG, Settlers Of Catan, Star Wars CCG (Decipher original), Wars TCG, Zombies

I've officially deemed myself too old to go out to concerts anymore, with very few exceptions. I'd still stay out until 2AM on a week-night for Fishbone. The four big un-checked boxes on my "gotta see 'em live" list are Bootsy Collins, Dread Zeppelin, Fun Lovin' Criminals, and De La Soul. Fate seems to be conspiring against me to never see these bands. In the late 1990s Dread Zeppelin made an annual sojourn to Canada but I always had something else to go to that I never could get out of doing. I've had similar experiences with De La Soul. I had a ticket to see FLC a few years ago but the show was cancelled, and Bootsy doesn't do live shows too often anymore.

The best concert I ever attended was Fishbone at Lee's Palace in Toronto in 2003 (Lineup: Angelo Moore, Walter Kibby, Norwood Fisher, Spacey T Singleton, John Steward). The place was packed and the crowd was way into the show. As much as I love Fishbone they're definitely a wild card when it comes to seeing them live. When they're on it's the best show you'll ever see. When they're off, your personal safety can be at risk (ask me about The Volcano in 1996). A close second would be George Clinton & The P-Funk All-Stars at The Kee To Bala in August of 2002. Although the line-up at the time featured a little too much "diva I've never heard of" action this was the one and only time I heard "Maggot Brain" and "Dog Star" at a P-Funk show (played by Michael Hampton and Blackbyrd McKnight, respectively).

I am hilarious, aweome, and nerdy
What I’m doing with my life
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Work-wise: I realized several years ago that I need to work somewhere where my efforts matter. I don't think that I can "save the world" on my own but I'm not interested in working somewhere that just wants to drain the life out of me to make their stock go up a few points. To go along with that, I also don't subscribe to the notion that one has to impoverish one's self sacrificially. Affluence is not a moral crime but decadence is. I think you get it.

Home-wise: My wife and I just settled down in what will likely be our home for the next 20 years or more. I've always been a home-body and enjoy a quiet evening with a few friends more than a giant public event. I just want to get my new house set up the way I want it and start making memories in it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Roleplaying games (and that's as in table-top pen & paper RPGs like Dungeons & Dragons), word or spelling games (I'll mop the floor with you at Mad Gab), barbecuing, obscure trivia, imitating voices, thinking rationally, swimming, mountain biking (at least I was 5-6 years ago), problem solving.
The first things people usually notice about me
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  1. I shave my head (comb-overs are not cool)
  2. I wear glasses
  3. I know a lot of obscure facts (watch out, Cliff Claven)
  4. I'm quick-witted
  5. I don't like being interrupted

  6. I'm introverted
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bobby the Brain: Wrestling's Bad Boy Tells All (Bobby Heenan), Breakfast Of Champions (Kurt Vonnegut), anything by Terry Pratchett (especially Discworld novels and Good Omens), anything by Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life, The Universe, and Everything, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency), anything by Edgar Allen Poe (particularly The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket), Frankenstein (Mary Shelley), anything by H.P. Lovecraft (especially Cthulhu-based stories like Call of Cthulhu and At The Mountains of Madness), Lord Of The Flies, anything by C.S. Lewis (Mere Christianity & The Four Loves), To Kill A Mockingbird, anything by Philip Yancey (What's So Amazing About Grace), and anything by the folks over at WrestleCrap (WrestleCrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling, Death Of WCW).

Movies: A Mighty Wind, Aliens, Army of Darkness, Best In Show, Beyond The Mat, Big Trouble In Little China, Bubba Ho-Tep, Clash Of The Titans, Dark City, Dr. Strangelove, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Enter Zombie King, Escape From New York, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ghostbusters, Iron Monkey, Lord Of The Rings, Mississippi Burning, O Brother Where Art Thou, Office Space, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Royal Tenenbaums, Rumble In The Bronx, Rushmore, Serenity, Shaun Of The Dead, Slap Shot, Star Wars, Strange Brew, Suicide Kings, The Big Lebowski, The Shawshank Redemption, This Is Spinal Tap, Three Amigos, Tommy Boy, Trekkies, UHF, Uncle Buck, Unforgiven, What About Bob.

Music: AC/DC, Bernie Worrell, Bootsy Collins, Buckwheat Zydeco, Dead Milkmen, Dread Zeppelin, Fishbone, Fun Lovin' Criminals, George Clinton, Ike and Tina Turner, Iron Maiden, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Maceo Parker, Mojo Nixon, Motorhead, Parliament-Funkadelic (P-Funk), Public Enemy, Tijuana Bibles, Weird Al Yankovic.

Foods: Mexican food (especially burritos from El Sombrero), fried chicken, pizza, North American Chinese food (especially spicy chicken from Fu Rama), pretty much anything barbecued.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm sticking to material things for this question:
  1. Roleplaying games
  2. High-speed Internet
  3. My iPod
  4. Foods with melted cheese
  5. The Simpsons

  6. Refreshing beverages
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Roleplaying games and games in general. I like nothing more than sitting around a table and spending hours upon hours playing games. I do enjoy video games and Internet games but nothing beats interacting with real humans around a table.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days on Friday nights I'm usually spending a quiet evening at home either reading, watching TV, noodling around on the Internet, or playing with our pet rabbit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've seen Debbie Gibson in concert. Twice.
You should message me if
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You live in Milton, Ontario and want to play RPGs! General gaming discussion is also very welcome.