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kapoonsky

35 / M / Straight / Single

Burbank, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 1:30am
Ethnicity
White
Height
3′ 0″ (0.92m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I may be short and unattractive, but what I lack in looks, I make up for with a terrible personality.
What I’m doing with my life
Dream-chasing. Fear-following. More-wanting.
I’m really good at
Listening. Supporting. Procrastinating. Idea-generating. Over-thinking. Boogieing. Cutting my own hair. Answering questions about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Princess and the Pee-wee's Big Adventures of Old Christina Aguilertichokes.

A Tale of Two The Future, Part II Guys, a Girl and a Pizza, Paul and Mary.
The six things I could never do without
1. Improv
2. Internets
3. Friends & Fam
4. Cola
5. Mambo
6. This list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. The boundaries of the universe. Day-to-day minutia. Punctuation. Pant length. Answers to these questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making shit up on stage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit I have privates.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
...you want to.