I'm Karin Michelle. Karin like, "I can't go to Taco Bell; I'm on an all-carb diet GOD KARIN YOU ARE SO STUPID." Not Corinne. Or Car-in. Or Carol. Karin. :).

I'm eighteen. I'm six feet tall, I'm not that cool and I trip a lot (because my feet are too small for my body). Oh, and I'm a lesbian.

I find describing myself so impossibly difficult. The things I'd tell a stranger seem to change every eight seconds.

I just moved here like two months ago, so don't expect me to know where anything is. I'm really fucking weird. I can't for the life of me eat chocolate ice cream without getting it all over my face, I pop every joint in my body constantly, I laugh at my own jokes, at inappropriate times, and at things that aren't funny. Pretty girls make me nervous. I'm really good at making movie references that no one gets. I'm a really fucking sarcastic ass person, so I hope you can keep up with that.

I didn't join this site so that I could meet my soulmate, whatever the hell that means anyway (but by all means if you think you're her, don't hesitate to shoot me a message); I'm really looking to acquaint myself with new friends and people that are gonna stick around. So let's go camping or let's go get drunk or let's see how badly I can fuck up a batch of cookies and we can watch movies all night.

I took some time off of school for financial reasons. In the meantime, I make some delicious ass pizza for a living and I volunteer at an elementary school. It's lovely and it keeps me classy since I'm a fucking lady and I cuss like a sailor. Also children are incredibly smart, too often discredited, and innocently perceptive. Oh and moderately priced pizza is my current life calling.

I have a lot of educational and professional goals that my mind is always playing with. I look for someone who also has plans, whatever they may be. Someone who is driven and chases what she wants is the best kind of someone.

Making weird faces. Being awkward and eating. And smiling and listening. And cuddling and kissing and other inappropriate things. And being loyal and honest. That shit's important to me, ya diiiggggg? I'm also quite the smartass. I'm not an artist or an actress or a chef, but I'm a pro at having fun, embarrassing myself, and making lists. I'm a spelling and grammar fiend. Such irresistible qualities.

My height. Yer.

Books- I'd forgotten how much I like reading until recently when I find myself constantly frequenting Barnes and Noble (there's one right down the street! I love the city.) The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Girl Interrupted, Crank, Unbearable Lightness, Eat Pray Love, A Stolen Life, Purpose for the Pain.. those are enjoyable. I'd read 'em again. But reaaaallly really, I'm quite the Harry Potter nerd; I've read and reread every single Potter book countless times since I was eight. Don't even try to talk to me about how much you love Harry Potter if you haven't read the books. I will come at you, (bro). Strike up another topic of conversation por favor. I love comedies and shitty horror films. I like the Bad Girls Club- don't hate. You know you love hot, rich, wasted bitches beating the shit out of each other. New Girl and Are You There, Chelsea? are hilarious and keep me entertained. I could watch She's The Man and Bridesmaids until the end of time. I'm always up for new movies, and I love crappy lesbian movies (let's face it, most of them are crappy, but we all love them).

I still don't have six, but the list is growing. I just think that never is a strong word; it's more like six things that I choose to surround myself with, or to not be without. Huh.

1. Sarcasm.
2. Cigarettes.
3. Good fucking people.
4. The sky.

I just spend a lot of time thinking, contemplating life, the universe, and everything in between. I'm a pro at over-analyzing. I question everything; why people act the way they do interests me. Psychology is a hobby of mine, not a career path. I'm a compulsive planner. My mind is constantly running.

My Fridays are currently ever changing. I'm trying to make new friends and get to know people in the area, dating, friending, partying, movie-ing, whatever tickles my fancy at the time. I'm a broke motherfucker, so I don't spend a lot of time at IMax or expensive restaurants.

Stick around and I might tell you.

Ya inta alllllll o' dis.