Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Karin Michelle. Karin like, "I can't go to Taco Bell; I'm on an
all-carb diet GOD KARIN YOU ARE SO STUPID." Not Corinne. Or Car-in.
Or Carol. Karin. :).
I'm nineteen. I'm six feet tall, I'm not that cool and I trip a lot
(because my feet are too small for my body). Oh, and I'm a
I find describing myself so impossibly difficult. The things I'd
tell a stranger seem to change every eight seconds.
I just moved here a week ago, so don't expect me to know where
anything is. I'm really fucking weird. I can't for the life of me
eat chocolate ice cream without getting it all over my face, I pop
every joint in my body constantly, I laugh at my own jokes, at
inappropriate times, and at things that aren't funny. Pretty girls
make me nervous. I'm really good at making movie references that no
one gets. I'm a really fucking sarcastic ass person, so I hope you
can keep up with that.
I'm here in Fort Wainwright for the whoooole summer and there's
nothing to fucking do here but be fucking HILARIOUS, barbecue,
drink beer, and play Call of Duty. (Though don't get me wrong, I'm
down for outdoor explorations and other adventurous shit.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moderately priced sandwiches are my calling, yo.
I'm a crazy liberal feminist working towards my teaching
credential. I like smart people who like to talk about smart things
and I will point out your segregated socially constructed gender
roles that you blindly refuse to acknowledge. Because
I have a lot of educational and professional goals that my mind is
always playing with. I look for someone who also has plans,
whatever they may be. Someone who is driven and chases what she
wants is the best kind of someone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making weird faces. Being awkward and eating. And smiling and
listening. And cuddling and kissing and other inappropriate things.
And being loyal and honest. That shit's important to me, ya
diiiggggg? I'm also quite the smartass. I'm not an artist or an
actress or a chef, but I'm a pro at having fun, embarrassing
myself, and making lists. I'm a spelling and grammar fiend. Such
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- I'd forgotten how much I like reading until recently when I
find myself constantly frequenting Barnes and Noble (there's one
right down the street! I love the city.) The Perks of Being a
Wallflower, Girl Interrupted, Crank, Unbearable Lightness, Eat Pray
Love, A Stolen Life, Purpose for the Pain.. those are enjoyable.
I'd read 'em again. But reaaaallly really, I'm quite the Harry
Potter nerd; I've read and reread every single Potter book
countless times since I was eight. Don't even try to talk to me
about how much you love Harry Potter if you haven't read the books.
I will come at you, (bro). Strike up another topic of conversation
por favor. I love comedies and shitty horror films. I like the Bad
Girls Club- don't hate. You know you love hot, rich, wasted bitches
beating the shit out of each other. New Girl and Are You There,
Chelsea? are hilarious and keep me entertained. I could watch She's
The Man and Bridesmaids until the end of time. I'm always up for
new movies, and I love crappy lesbian movies (let's face it, most
of them are crappy, but we all love them).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I still don't have six, but the list is growing. I just think that
never is a strong word; it's more like six things that I choose to
surround myself with, or to not be without. Huh.
3. Good fucking people.
4. The sky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just spend a lot of time thinking, contemplating life, the
universe, and everything in between. I'm a pro at over-analyzing. I
question everything; why people act the way they do interests me.
Psychology is a hobby of mine, not a career path. I'm a compulsive
planner. My mind is constantly running.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making inquiries to my breasts as to whether or not it's going to
It doesn't get dark here. (You already knew that.) I'm always
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Stick around and I might tell you.
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