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karl-marx

23 / M / straight / Single

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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Graduated from law school
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Law / Legal Services
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Owns cats
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English

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I am coffee, reading, and sounds..

My Self-Summary

To poorly appropriate the words of someone I admire, I think of myself as a sensitive and intelligent person with the soul of a clown that causes me to mess things up at the most important moments.

What I’m doing with my life

I have a law degree... Currently working as a quasi-labour and human rights lawyer.

I play lots of guitar and sing like I have more soul than I actually do...

I’m really good at

...talking and listening... pretending to have a clue. legal research. making bad music. acting childish whenever I can escape the more "professional" contexts I find myself in day to day.

The first things people usually notice about me

How delicate my handshake is.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Book Genre's:
- Labour history
- Feminism/Critical Gender Analysis
- Political economy
- Those books where people write rhymes full of meaning.

Movies:
- Let The Right One In (I never thought Pulp Fiction could be ousted)
- Pulp Fiction
- Pan's Labyrinth
- A Clockwork Orange
- V for Vendetta
- Into The Wild

Music:

60's Stuff:
- Otis Redding (current owner of my soul)
- The Doors
- Janis Joplin
- Beatles
- Bob Dylan
- Neil Young

90's Stuff:
- Pearl Jam
- Nirvana
- Alice in Chains
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Hole
- REM
- Screaming Trees

80's Stuff:
- The Bengals (Susanna Hoffs...greatest lead singer of all time...)

Other:
- Cat Power
- Tegan and Sara

Food:
- No land mammals.
- Indian food tops my list.

The six things I could never do without

1) Curiosity
2) My guitars
3) Books
4) Red wine...
5) My laptop...
6) A sober understanding of the ruthlessness of social and economic hierarchies.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

metaphors involving rolling stones. how devoting your life to money makes you feel incredibly cheap. how a decade of transience can inhibit you're ability to embrace anything resembling permanence. whether the LCBO is truly out of stock of the best cheap vintage wine from 2004.

On a typical Friday night I am

Imbibing the spoils of human ingenuity with fermented grapes and grains...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I periodically have obsessions with Jim Morrison. I used to be a driver's ed instructor. My students never failed parallel parking.

You should message me if

You're a sweet and kind hearted misanthrope + you consistently feel let down by the lesser intelligence of anyone you've ever been fond of (i'm an idiot who really enjoys the company of an intimidating intellect).