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karlphilosophy

28 M Jackson Heights, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm very new to the city and looking to meet some interesting people. I'm originally from a very strange, desolate and distant place...Long Island.

I'm also a relatively recent graduate from law school and have a Master’s degree in philosophy, which in this economy means I will work for food. Some how I eventually got a job. I now work in bankruptcy, which basically means I make money off of other peoples misery :(
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading War and Peace. Currently two thirds of the way done.

When I'm not reading War and Peace, I am trying to find a way to be a financially successful lawyer without losing my soul. I understand that is a pretty tall order so I spend a lot of my time doing pro bono work in and around New York City. My long term plan is to use my law degree to stop human trafficking in the developing world and fight corruption in Eastern Europe…Oh and pay off my law school loans. They’re a bummer.

I am an avid chess player and I frequently play in chess tournaments. I also spend a lot of time reading philosophy, history and popular science books.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (I will kick your ass in a cook off any day of the week. Especially ethnic food), chess, being inappropriate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm still trying to figure this out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Trial, Crime and Punishment, Brothers Karamazov, any Russian novel really, War of the Worlds, a Brief History of Time, Brave New World, Twilight series.

Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, Star Wars, Big Fish, anything with Leslie Nielsen, Glitter.

Shows: Twilight Zone, Colbert Report, South Park, the Daily Show, X-files, can the onion count as a tv show?, Enchanted.

Music: Dylan, Led Zeppelin, The Smiths, The Beatles, The who, The Stones, Greenday, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Rebecca Black.

Food: Japanese, Indian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, tea and coffee, chess, friends, family and dogs. Ok, Ok I know that’s seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life; philosophy; physics; what is moral; what can I know about the world and how can I know it; will I every get to see the Mets win the world series; and why Taylor Swift can't find a nice boyfriend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably wondering why my Friday nights are so typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I Think Shakespeare is terribly overrated, seriously.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
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