So, Ok Cupid gives you the option of saying "and its fun to think about" after you put in your astrological sign.

I don't think they give you this option if your sign is "Cancer".

Girls like to appear nice to a fault. Because of this, we guys don't always get the message.

Men don't speak in ambiguities; its just not in our nature. Let's assume I have a date and she tells me, "I don't think that shirt is nautical enough for the marina." What she means is, "take that ugly shirt off."

My mind won't process this confusion of terms. Instead I will then argue the "seaworthiness" of the shirt in question not realizing that she just thinks the shirt is ugly.

Well, I'm on to you girls. It's taken me quite some time, but I've got some of it figured out.

From this moment on I will be announcing verbally when I decipher "girl code", and in addition I will probably reward myself with compliments... Girls, you've been warned!

So, I'm going to the midnight release of "Friday the 13th" tonight. I'm not into horror movies, but I have friends that are. Should Transformers 2 pull a midnight release, I should hope they would come with me.

I've been thinking all day that it was in fact a "Halloween" movie and not a "Jason" movie. Naturally, I've been complaining all day.

"Why would they put this out in February?" "Isn't this President's month?" "Haven't they remade Halloween five bajillion times?"

Then..... I looked at the date. OUch :(