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28 Bradenton, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 28
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello I'm pretty easygoing. If you're not trying hard to upset me, then you probably won't. I can be pretty shy when meeting new people, but I warm up fairly quickly. In my free time i'm usually playing video games, or hanging out with friends, or reading a good book (i'm not currently into anything too deep so if you have suggestions i'd love to hear them!) I have a dry sense of humor but i'll laugh at most anything. I really enjoy going to see movies, or just having discussions with people about random things, going out to eat at a new restaurant, going to the library and other such things. I've been all over the country and seen some pretty interesting stuff. (Did you know those big suspension bridges have enough give to move around noticeably when you're sitting still? This is something I learned with a fair bit of alarm while stuck in a traffic jam in Louisiana @.@)
What I’m doing with my life
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learning...stuff...besides that i'm working full time at publix till I can make management in the deli. Being pretty hard to upset has helped quite a bit in that department and it doesn't hurt that I make the meanest sandwich this side of the state. Oh, and trying not to tell friends too many GoT spoilers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Remembering random bits of knowledge and enlightening those around me at the oddest times.
2. Toasting bread. (specifically rye)
3. Trying to play the didge...
4. Convincing myself this is the end after having eaten ridiculously hot peppers.
5. Goes without saying but...sandwiches...takes skill...really does...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I like turtles?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books
1. Contact (Carl Sagan)
2. Jurassic Park (Michael Crichton)
3. Name of the Wind (Patrick Rothfuss)

1. Contact
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. Inglourious Basterds

1. Mahjong (not solitaire! @_@ auto +1 if you know anything about it really...)
2. Cards against Humanity
3. Final Fantasy

1. Game of Thrones
2. Archer
3. It's Always Sunny

1. Alternative
2. Liquid Dubstep
3. Trip Hop

1. Lebanese/Greek
2. Greek/Lebanese
3. Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good People
2. Good Fiction
3. The Numinous
4. Good Food
5. Reddit
6. Social Lubricants (current favorite: B Nektar. Oh man I didn't even know people made craft mead. wow...such happy ^.^)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One says to the other "I think I lost an electron." The other asks "are you sure?" To which the first replies "I'm positive."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Good conversation and drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I put up a pretty brave front, but horror games and movies scare me. @_@
You should message me if
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You wish you were a member of the Paddy's Pub crew, ISIS or have ever pretended to be a fighter pilot while riding on a roller coaster!